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If you don't know what knotting is, fanlore has a good overview. I'm sure there are a lot of interesting stories to tell about alpha/beta/omega worlds, but I'm not in it for those stories. I'm totally in it for the porn. Overstimulation/people taking it beyond what they think they can is one of my top five kinks to read, and knotting totally plays in to that. These recs tend toward the shorter and plotless side.

SPN RPF

Working Hard/Hardly Working by [livejournal.com profile] poor_choices. Chash has done a fair number of knotting stories around the question of "What about the girls?" and this is my favorite of them all: Jared Padalecki/Danneel Harris/Genevieve Cortese, "Jared has the best job ever, in that he gets to fuck hot omegas and make out with a hot beta during his downtime." Bisexual threesome; what more do you want?

There's a jangle of bells, and Danneel sighs. "Customer," she says, slumping back against him. "What do you think, yours or mine?"

"I hope mine," he says. "I've got a raging hard-on and you're not available until eleven."

"Longer, if this girl wants a proper knotting," Danneel says, smugly. Jared isn't allowed to get off with Danneel during work hours, because he needs to be ready to take care of the omegas if they stop by. Which works for him--he just follows Danneel home and fucks her on her own bed.
Sure to Lure Someone Bad and its sequel, You Are A Fever by faviconObstinatrix, faviconmistyzeo Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki, "Jensen plans to take care of his heat the way he normally does: alone. But there’s a stranger on the subway that has a better idea."

“I’m Jared,” the guys says, very quietly. “And I’m gonna fuck you.”

It should be insulting. It should be ridiculous, and outrageous, and the exact opposite of really goddamn hot, but it isn’t. Jensen sucks in a sharp breath, a pulse of want and need rocketing though him. His cock is fully hard now, throbbing in his jeans, and he has his briefcase positioned just right to not scandalize the whole train. Jared takes another step into his space, gets a foot between Jensen’s boots where he’s bracing against the subway’s movement, and his hard thigh between Jensen’s spread legs. His crotch is against Jensen’s ass, and Jensen can feel the solid line of his dick.

“Jensen,” Jensen says, choking on a moan as the guy, Jared, ducks his head to the curve of his neck and inhales. He’s obviously got his animal instinct in check, just enough that he can keep up the charade of normality in public, but Jensen’s got a feeling this guy will take him apart.
X-Men: First Class

Reading XMFC fic usually just makes me irritated with the movie all over again, but we're just in it for the porn here, so the plot doesn't really matter. (This is also why the not quite 60s elements of the porn don't bother me much.)

Fighting Acceptance by faviconheeroluva Hank/Alex, "Not all of Hank's changes are so obvious, and he has problems adjusting. Alex finally gets through to him."

Alex’s mind abruptly supplied him with a vivid image of what it would look and feel like fully erect, but Alex pushed it aside. Mouth suddenly parched, Alex swallowed thickly, his tongue darting out in a failed attempt to wet his dry lips. Forcing his gaze upward, Alex met Hank’s terrified, wide-eyed gaze. He was obliviously prepared for rejection, for disgust or fear.

Those were the things farthest from his mind at that moment, and probably one of the hottest things he’d ever seen. Alex said as much. “You’re hot.”
much in common by favicon1001cranes Hank/Alex, "Kink meme fill. Knotting, and neither Alex nor Hank know what's coming."

Hank catches him staring, and that's it, the awkward-face is back.

"Don't even," Alex says, and he launches himself at Hank for good measure. Literally launches, and he knocks Hank onto the bed more by surprise than force. "I can't wait," he slurs, because sex does this to him, it knocks him out, it makes him languid, it makes him want. He gets pushy and malleable all at once. "I want to suck your cock so bad," he croons, shoving one hand between Hank's legs, fingers sliding just over the head, and Hank makes a noise like he's been shot.
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I actually have a Google doc titled "plot bunnies" to keep track of these things (sort of; I know a lot of them get lost because I forget to copy them into the doc). If you love any of these and end up writing them, please let me know about it so I can read the story! (Unless you take the disturbing one and write a serial killer story, because I'm not into serial killer fic.)


You know, we always assume Pete is all subby, but there should be a story where he gets turned into a werewolf and turns out to be an alpha. No one is more surprised by this than Pete. Patrick swears a lot when Pete uses his alpha thing to get his own way.

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Ryan (Luciani, not Ross) ends up pregnant. Mike K, being the only sensible person in that group, explains that he's going to have a baby and he can't live in his car/people's couches. The Stegers are practically family, so Ryan moves in with Max and the Steger parentals. Then Max/Ryan, obviously.

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Possibly horrifying plot bunny: Zack quietly takes care of anyone who might hurt Brendon or Spencer.

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You know all that fic where Pete sexes up Patrick to show him he's attractive? There should be fic like that about Max. I would even read fic where Pete (creepy or not) is the one sexing him up.

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Andy Hurley and Misha Collins both tweeted about the protests in Barcelona. Where's that cracky fic? They meet, and Misha's like, "I already have a threesome," and Andy's like, "That's cool. Want to have sex anyway?"

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Once upon a time, I was going to make an illustrated Black Cards mini-primer/plot bunny, but I didn't get my act together and then they kept losing members, and now this is all that's left of it.

There are four people in the Black Cards:

Pete Wentz (bass, frontman): formerly of Fall Out Boy, father of Jessica Simpson's nephew, soon to be ex-husband of Ashlee Simpson
Bebe Rexha (vocals): the girl, formerly of a publicly unnamed wedding band
Nate Patterson (guitar/keyboard): the one I know nothing about
Spencer Peterson (drums): Cobra Starship's Nate Novarro's best friend and former drum tech

You do have to pay close attention, though, to know there are four of them. Publicity is all Pete or Pete and Bebe. The sense I get from Twitter is that Nate, Spencer, and Bebe hang out together. I would love to read a story that examines that. Possibly something about how Pete feels very alone/isolated - he has this whole new band full of people who seem to like each other more than him, he's getting divorced, so many of his friends live far across the country - and how he slowly comes to realize he can be part of this group with his band.
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Title: New In Town
Author: Ruth Sadelle Alderson
Pairing: Jared/Jensen/Danneel
Rating: FRAO
Word Count: 4400
Disclaimer: Totally made up.
Summary: Jared's new in town. Jensen and Danneel make him feel more than welcome.
Notes: The idea for this story actually belongs to someone else. Unfortunately, I was foolish when I read it and did not bookmark the post. Someone somewhere had a post of both Danneel and Jared's car photo shoots with some bad porn dialogue, and then there was a lot of speculation in the comments about threesomes and such. Someone said they thought it should be Jared with car trouble, and that's what I ran with. If anyone knows the post I'm talking about, let me know and I'll credit it properly.



New In Town )
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This is the last of my kink fic recs for this series, and this is the superstar to end all superstars. If you read only one story out of this series, read this one. Even if you don't read kink fic, read this one. Even if you don't read J2, read this one. It's not only my favorite of all of these recs, it's quite possibly my favorite piece of fan fic of all time.

The story is [livejournal.com profile] technosage's Break Loose Ranch series. The main story arc is J2; there's also some Chris/Steve, Chad/Steve, and Chris/Dave.

Break Loose Ranch is a half-AU in which Jensen became an actor while Jared has a ranch in Texas. They meet when Jared's right-hand man Chad drags him to a Kane show. It's not particularly kinky on the surface, but there's a beautiful d/s undertone to Jared and Jensen's relationship:
Jared splays his palm over his lower back, steadying. "Where's the lube, baby?"

Not, do you have any? Not, did you bring? Quiet, confident, knowing - because, whether he's saying it or not, Jensen is his, and he always carries slick for Jared. For them, so they can have each other wherever and whenever inspiration strikes, because Jared, fucking Prince Charming, won't take him without - not unless he's got time to lick him wide and wet.

"Jacket...pocket," he pants out, and Jared doesn't ask which. Right, always right. Jared's right-handed and so is he. Make things easy, easy for Jared.
But even if d/s isn't your thing, you should read this series because the language and the tone are so beautifully perfect:
In Jared's experience, you can tell a lot about a person from what they eat and how. Take Jared, he prefers flapjacks for breakfast, straight up, nothing fancy in them, just a golden brown batter with a hint of nut, real creamery butter with salt for just the right mix of flavors -- and a spill of thick maple syrup worth pushing a stack of pancakes around a plate to catch the last ever-loving drop of. He figures that says a lot about him, like he's a good 'ol boy, appreciates life's simple pleasures, but he wants what he wants and he'll go to some serious lengths to get it.

Now Jensen, on the other hand, well, Jensen eats about as pretty as he does everything else. Prefers waffles to pancakes, which don't make no never mind, like his mama always says. Jared's got batter for both in the fridge and about now, he'd make Jensen chicken cordon bleu if he asked for it. But when Jared sips his cinnamon-laced chicory blend and watches Jensen cut each bite two squares by two squares, bisecting the ribs of the waffle so the syrup won't run, now that's something worth noting. He figures it means Jensen's had plenty of rough times and takes his happiness where he finds it, always expecting it to run out on him. Not like Jared hadn't figured that out already, but somehow a stack of waffles eaten neat and tidy as you please kinda cements it.

Sunlight streams through the window, kissing Jensen's fresh-showered chest and biceps like Jared wishes he was. Fact is, Jensen looks good in his kitchen, damned good, like Jared could see every morning for forever and never get bored.
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Here we are on the last day, and today's fandom is SPN/CW RPF. I hope you appreciate the segue from the last book yesterday.

First up is "Yield Strength" by [livejournal.com profile] t_fic. This is a Jensen/Chris story in which Jensen subs for Chris. I'd only read it once before, and it made me shiver as I read it again today to make sure I wanted to rec it. This is also part of a a whole verse that's mostly J2.

Secondly, "Rules of Engagement" by [livejournal.com profile] siublach. I've talked about this briefly before. It has some seriously hot sex. It's a J2 hooker AU, so the consent is dubious at best, and the whole thing is a seriously unhealthy dynamic, so, you know, if that's not your thing, don't read it. If you can handle that, though, it's an excellent story even beyond the hot sex.

Thirdly, "Swimming Blindly (To Throw Myself On Your Shore)" by [livejournal.com profile] nilchance and [livejournal.com profile] beanside. This is not really kinky, and I've been debating about whether or not to rec it in this series, but it's so hot I can't not. Jensen gets turned into a girl. Things from there progress more or less like a traditional genderswap story. Then Jensen and Jeff have sex, which is the part that's totally hot. They do have sex up against a wall, which is marginally kinky, maybe. There's also a schmoopy sequel, "Like a Simple Question."

Fourthly, and lastly for this post, "Cream" by [livejournal.com profile] nilchance. This is J3 genderswap porn in which Jeff has been turned into a girl (in the prequel "Cherry," which you don't have to read to understand this one). There's double penetration, which makes it kinky enough to go on this list with no reservations. It's also totally, totally hot. I have bookmarks for both this and "Swimming Blindly (To Throw Myself On Your Shore)" with keywords for easy access.
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I have one more book and part of a second book to rec for you today.

First up is Bound By Deception by Ava March. Honestly, I have no memory of buying this book, so I think it must have been something someone else sent me a copy of. Anyway, Oliver is in love with his friend Lord Vincent Prescot and contrives to take the place of Vincent's usual prostitute on his monthly outing to a brothel. This takes place in London in 1822, so you can imagine the circumstances. The important part for this post is that the sex they have is nicely kinky, and there's a hot masturbation with a dildo scene later.

My other rec for this post is only a rec for part of a book. The book is Love Bites, an anthology of threesome short stories with bites or hickeys, edited by S.A. Clements. Like any anthology, the quality is variable. Some of the stories are hot, others not so much. There were a couple of other stories I liked, but my favorite was "CatsEye" by C.C. Bridges. First of all, it's m/m/f threesome kink. But more importantly, the person who brought it to my attention did so because of who the threesome is: we're pretty sure it started life as a Jared/Jensen/Sandy AU, and all she did was change the names to Cooper, Jason, and Lexi. The plot is that Cooper's in love with Jason who invites him out to a club. He gets there to find out that Cooper is Lexi's puppy, and then he becomes their kitten. Trust me when I tell you it's hot. There are apparently a couple of other Jason/Cooper/Lexi stories in other anthologies, but I have yet to read them.
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Today's rec is unusual in that it's a story I've only read once, whereas most of the rest of them are things I've read multiple times. The story is [livejournal.com profile] thenyxie's "But Then My Homework Was Never Quite Like This," which is a J2 AU wherein Jared is a spoiled rich kid and Jensen is his new physics teacher who decides he needs to learn self-control. Much of the sex is hot, but since I'm into the sinking into subspace thing, I really liked the part where Jensen uses Jared as a table and grades papers on his back while Jared feels restless and then sinks into it.
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Today's rec is [livejournal.com profile] pez_gurl's "we killed it (all night)," J2. Her summary for the story is, "Jensen needs to be fucked. It’s just that simple." And, yeah, it's totally hot (it's one of those I have bookmarked with a three-letter keyword for easy access), and it has that thing I love where Jared makes him take more than he thinks he can. Plus dirty talking. How can you go wrong?
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Today's rec is [livejournal.com profile] felisblanco's "Whatever Makes Him Happy," J2. I don't really know how to summarize it or tell you what it's about, and there isn't one specific quote that sums it up well. What I like about is not what they're doing, but the feeling of love and care and ownership/control/submission.
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Today's rec is a somewhat qualified one. The series is [livejournal.com profile] phantisma's Daddy!Kink series (there are apparently more stories not included in the master post, but I've only read one of them; it's not quite good enough for me to go looking for more if it's not easily/consistently indexed/tagged), which is J3, with appearances by nearly everyone else they've ever worked with (this is only a slight exaggeration). When I've recced this story to people before, I've called it fake daddy!kink, because Jeff could be Master or Sir and it wouldn't substantially change the story. I tell you this so you know you might like the story even if the idea of daddy!kink doesn't sound like your thing. The story has some problems - it requires some serious suspension of disbelief, the friend who recced it to me wondered how JDM doesn't have a heart attack with all the sex he's having in it, the story where Jensen safewords does not at all go how I want a safewording story to go, she seemed to be going in a Jared/Sandy and Jeff/Jensen direction and then her futurefic timestamp is firmly J3 again, and she has a terrible habit of changing verb tenses so frequently it sometimes happens in the middle of a sentence - but it's also so hot I kept reading in spite of them, and inconsistent tenses are usually enough to make me run screaming in the other direction. My favorites are Filthy/Gorgeous, The Trouble With Keys, and Down and Dirty. Doctor Daddy gets an honorable mention because I would have said medical fetish is really not my thing, but she made it totally hot.
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So a couple of weeks ago, [livejournal.com profile] schuyler said, "text me," and since I wrote the HPRPF sheepherding bunny via texts to Sky and Molly, I thought I should text her something about Jared, Jensen, and sheep (but not like that). I have no idea if she ever got any of them - I don't have a cell phone, and so I sent all the texts via LJ's text feature.

Writing via text, with each bit 152 characters or fewer, is an interesting thing to do. I didn't want to break in the middle of a sentence in case one text went missing. One sentence came out shorter than I originally intended because the original sentence was more than 152 characters.

So Merry Christmas, have some cracktastic fic.

And Bring Their Tails Behind Them )
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Today I'm thankful for the effect of YouTube and the internet on fandom. Not only did I not have wait and then search far and wide to find out what Jared and Jensen did at Creation con this weekend. No, I only had to follow links around and I could watch them myself (or part of them anyway; the person whose videos I was watching hadn't uploaded all of them) today. They're not quite as cute as previous ones. I think I need to just wait for the short little clips that show the cute bits instead of watching the entirety of each panel.
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[livejournal.com profile] norwich36 wanted to see the biting from the J3 Hooker AU bunny, so I wrote a paragraph. And then she wanted more from that and had a JDM sad face icon to ask with, so I wrote that too. So if there's something you specifically want to see more of from that universe, request it here or in that post, and I'll see what I can do. My brain had two requests:

Graduation )

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Jensen's First PT Client )
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I read the OT3verse by [livejournal.com profile] beanside and [livejournal.com profile] nilchance (and this fandom is weirding me out with the way I keep running into the same people from the past - I knew them back in Metallica fandom seven or eight years ago, this morning I read a de-aged Dean fic by Emily Brunson, and [livejournal.com profile] jstabe who I know for her hot Buffyverse threesome series has a J2 banner), and it sparked this. This is the long explanation of a bunny with more bits of story than I expected to write. I was going to just email to Molly and Sky and Nora, but then I thought some of you might be interested too. Plus, it's kind of long now.

J3 Hooker AU Bunny )
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This isn't really a story, more like potsherds of a story that you'll need the glue of your imagination to bind into something that can hold water. It also has a pretentious ending. Consider yourself warned. Also consider that you might not want to read author's notes ever again because we tend to be kind of annoying.

Now That You're Here )
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Yeah, so I'm apparently the kind of person who will read a lot of fan fic, know nothing about the canon, have no intention of ever being involved in the fandom, and then be unable to sleep and scribble out almost 400 words of fan fic at midnight. *grumblegrumble*. Anyway, what attracted me to this was the opportunity for snappy dialogue, which I would love to share with someone, but the person I would have shared that with in the past is someone I haven't been friends with in years.

If you can spoil reality, consider this to have spoilers. (To be fair, it's something the world only found out about yesterday.) The thread that sparked this is here.

Average Nudity )
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When I asked for novel-length fic recs, I got two things: [livejournal.com profile] dine recommended "Lust Over Pendle" (I tried, really, and I made it farther than I ever have before, but I just couldn't get into it.) and [livejournal.com profile] norwich36 pointed me at her recs from the Big Bang, which, as best as I can determine without doing any actual research (like, say, clicking a link to it), is a novel-length SPN and SPN RPF fest/challenge. I find myself weirdly reluctant to read the FPF. I keep thinking that I have such a no-spoilers policy (I wouldn't even read the inside flap of the last three HP books), and what if I want to watch SPN someday? I will have been spoiled! (Yes, this is silly, and I will probably go back and read all of those next.) Instead, I've worked my way through the RPF. Below is what I thought about the things I did read. I will forewarn you that these are (a) spoilery and (b) somewhat on the snarky side (because I have a bad attitude, and I'm hypercritical when it's not my fandom).

General Observations
First: I continue to stand behind my claim that fan fic doesn't teach you to write description. Despite reading 14 Jared/Jensen stories and even with occasionally going to IMDb to remind myself what they look like, I don't have a good picture of them in my head. The only characters I can really see are Chris and Chad (who I knew something about before) and Sandy (because I discovered partway through this that the real Sandy looks nothing like I imagined from the first story I read).

Second: I didn't find the sex in most of these very hot. There's only one that has some really hot sex, and it's also more than a little twisted. (Er. I'm not sure if that says more about the fic or about me.) I'm not sure if it's because I can't get a handle on what they look like (see the above paragraph) or if it's because I don't have a strong emotional attachment to the fandom (except that I fell for the romance in many of them) or if it's because [livejournal.com profile] norwich36 and I have different tastes.

Question: Characteristic of the fandom or selection bias?
As I write this paragraph, I've read four of these stories. They are all third person limited to Jared. Is this the way most of the fandom is, or is it a selection bias issue in that this is what [livejournal.com profile] norwich36 likes to read?

After writing the aforementioned paragraph, I started keeping a tally:

POV tally:
Third Jared: 6
Alternating Third Jared/Third Jensen: 2
Alternating Third Jared/Third Jensen/Epistles: 1
Third Jensen: 3
Third Omniscient: 1
Alternating Third Jared/Third Jensen/Occasional Third Other: 1

In Production by [livejournal.com profile] reccea
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Relax, It's Just Sex by [livejournal.com profile] enoughoflove
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Do I seem bulletproof to you? by [livejournal.com profile] fleshflutter
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Old Hideaway by [livejournal.com profile] ivy03
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Open Mike Night at the Fremont by [livejournal.com profile] audrarose
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Late Night Double Feature by [livejournal.com profile] vorpalblades
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Spin the Light to Gold by [livejournal.com profile] belyste
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Walls by [livejournal.com profile] dhvana
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Any Road Will Get You There by [livejournal.com profile] doodle_writes
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Rules of Engagement by [livejournal.com profile] siubhlach
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Yes Sir (I Don't Mean Maybe) by [livejournal.com profile] hkath
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Bright Lights (The Kind You Like to Flaunt) by [livejournal.com profile] raphaela667
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Nosce te ipsum by [livejournal.com profile] rei_c
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Veterans of the Psychic Wars by [livejournal.com profile] kalireynn and [livejournal.com profile] kellwyntar
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Chocolate chip cookies made without baking soda taste more like brown sugar than their properly made counterparts. The sad thing is not that I know this. The sad thing is that this is not the first time I've forgotten the baking soda. I suspect this is the real reason the recipe tells you to mix the flour and baking soda and set it aside at the beginning.

And speaking of chocolate chip cookies, homemade versions of the Chipwich are just not the same thing. Does anyone know where to buy Chipwiches and/or Good Humor's Chocolate Chip Cookie Sandwiches? Back in the day, Blockbuster had a Good Humor case, but I don't shop there anymore. And I really want a Chipwich.

Be very careful if you decide to open up your pepper grinder. If you aren't, you, like me, might dig out a bit of skin from your thumb and have to put off assembling the enchiladas until the next day.

I thought it was odd that everyone else (read: [livejournal.com profile] j_crew_guy and [livejournal.com profile] hederahelix) talked about Burn Notice just as I watched all of the first season on Hulu. But then I realized that, no, it made perfect sense. I was in a hotel the weekend before last, and I watched bits and pieces of varying Law & Orders USA (unlike my travel the week and a half before where the hotel inexplicably had the eastern feed so it was always Without a Trace when I wanted L&O), which had a lot of ads for Burn Notice's season two premiere. (Which, I think, was disappointing given the setup.)

While watching TV on Hulu, I kept seeing ads for DirecTV. Is this really the best avenue for your marketing? I'm not paying to watch cable; I'm watching it for free online. What makes you think I'm going to go for DirecTV?

I also watched all six existing episodes of In Plain Sight. Mary's just now starting to grow on me, but I've loved Marshall from the very beginning.

I read [livejournal.com profile] reccea's "In Production" on [livejournal.com profile] hederahelix's recommendation. I mostly enjoyed it. If you don't know the fandom, you might want to bug someone who does for a quick dramatis personae before reading it. At the very least, keep IMDb open in another tab.

And speaking of [livejournal.com profile] hederahelix, she always complains that whenever there's a fire anywhere in Southern California, people worry about her because they have no sense of geography. I don't know if I should be insulted that no one's asked me if I'm okay. Yahoo! keeps putting the fire in my county on its top headlines list. At first, I thought it was because they like it that it's Paradise; then I thought it might be because they're reading my IP, and they know I'm nearby. The state of things, since you didn't ask, is that the smoke is terrible. Living on the third floor of a building with no elevator and no central air in Chapel Hill for four years taught me how to deal with heat. But heat plus constant smoke is not fun at all. The nice thing is that my apartment seals really well; I didn't even know the town was full of smoke until I opened my door on the first day of it. I do work in Paradise, and while our building is a cooling station, we haven't been in an evacuation zone for this fire (we were for the last fire). My boss and another coworker were evacuated, and my boss brought her two dogs and her two chickens to work with her one day. Such is life in Paradise.

I tried watching The Tudors this week. Remember how when I was reading Uncommon Arrangements: Seven Portraits of Married Life in London Literary Circles 1910 - 1939, I loved reading the Wikipedia articles about the people in them? The Tudors was like that, only more so. The history was more interesting than the show, I had no patience for the political blahblahblah on the show, the sex wasn't that hot, and I'm not into JRM.

Watched while writing this: Boy Culture. I hesitated to Netflix it because it's distributed by TLA Releasing, which has released some truly awful movies, but Netflix predicted I'd give it a 3.9, so I gave it a try. It's actually pretty good, and sweet to boot.

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