One. According to Carson Daly, Christina Aguilera's sister is garnering attention for her artwork, including a portrait of Christina in lingerie. Carson claims that some guy who has something to do with a museum (this is what you get when I don't write it down right away) says that it really expresses the relationship between Christina and her sister. Carson agreed in a tone with the proper amount of nasty insinuation.
Two. Every cop or cop-like fandom needs a good undercover BDSM story. I seem to have decided that Klaus and Dorian can live out theirs in my fantasy world.
"You could have this," Dorian says, leaning across the desk. "You could have me at your side every day and in your bed every night. I'd even let you tie me up sometimes." He looks up through his lashes and plays his last card. "If you let me do the same to you."
Three. Will you think less of me if I admit that I think a
That 70's Show Red/Kitty sex scene would be really hot?
Four. Jerry and Kramer need to have sex. With each other.
Five. Yet another idea that will send me straight to hell.
The Secret Garden. Mary lies on her back on the grass in the Secret Garden, Dickon over her, kissing her. She opens her eyes and looks up to see Colin looking lost and left out.
Six. Watch
Pirates of Silicon Valley.
Dara has always been right about Bill and Steve. Although, to be honest, I think
jailbait Bill is sexier than either the current real or the PoSV fake version. My mother's comment upon seeing
Bill's mugshot: "Oh my gosh. He's even cuter than in the movie."
Seven. Is there anything good in
Modesto, California? This is one of the things I shall attempt to discover over the next four days.
