Ruth Sadelle Alderson

Summary: "Dude," Fred says, "you are not jerking off in my bed."

Notes: Way back in September, Tyler Seguin and a bunch of his bros went to a Patriots game. The next morning, Segs tweeted a picture of a shirtless Fred that was clearly taken from Fred's bed. At some point, I promised to write ninja_orange jerk off porn that takes place between those two events. Title from Nicki Minaj's "Va Va Voom."

Thanks to ninja_orange for talking out details with me (even though she didn't know what I was doing with them) and for suggesting I look at Nicki Minaj lyrics for a title. Thanks to puckling for keeping the anti lockout squee open for a last week of last things and for making me laugh with her suggestions for title finding methods.

Story on AO3


( Let Me Do My Dance )

Part 1 - Story on AO3

( Part Two )

When I took requests for treats, Edit 12/27/12: a fangirl who has asked not to be named /edit asked for something with the Tylers. This is a picspam of them! This is not a primer. If you need a primer, littledivinity made one (I've heard tell there's a second part, but it's friendslocked). Edit 12/27/12: Links to another primer have been removed at the request of the author. /edit

( Onward to married bliss! )

Summary: They go back to her place and after they've made out for a while and Tyler is grinding into her, leg between her thighs and mostly thinking about how much longer they're going to do this before he can fuck her again, she asks, "You ever tried something a little less vanilla?"

Story on AO3


( Less Vanilla )

Have some plot bunnies! I am never going to write these things, but you should feel free to do so. If you do, you should link me to it so I can read it.


( Kane, Toews )


( Briouxs )


( Crosby, Ovechkin )


( Miscellaneous (including a Teen Wolf crossover) )