Living on the edge, or, I anger more people.

[rsadelle]

One of the women in chat last night was trying to work out her dues for the other list. As I gather it, to be on that list, you have to write something every however often (I haven't asked for all the gory details). As evidenced by metslash's policy of allowing lurkers, the whole idea goes against my theory of lists. I was thinking about what I would do if I were still on the other list, and I thought, "Wouldn't it be cool to pay dues with a snippet decrying the whole idea?"

"Shit! Motherfuck!"

"What?"

"Dues, man. Fucking dues." Lars turned and glared at James. "How the fuck am I going to get away with lurking now?"

"I thought you weren't allowed to lurk."

Lars grinned. "You're not. But every time she unsubbed me, I just begged her to resub me and promised that things would be different. Fuck."

"So just do your dues and you won't get kicked."

"When am I going to have time to fucking write something? There's still Napster shit to deal with and we have to fucking 'bond' before we can start looking for a new bassist. Fuck," Lars swore again. He glared at James.

"There's nothing I can do about it."

"Dick." Lars scowled. "We're not even being slashy."

"So?"

"*So*, this is a fucking slash list."

James shook his head. "It's just mostly slash. You can be gen here. You're thinking of The Other List."

"The Other List?"

"You know, the evil one. Where they're only slash and they have lurkers and they write about--" James snapped his mouth closed.

"What?"

James shook his head. "Never mind."

"What?" Lars fairly vibrated with curiousity. "I want to know. Tell me."

James leaned down and whispered in his ear.

Lars frowned. "So what? I am m--"

"Don't say it," James interrupted.

"Why not? I actually have a w--"

James clapped his hand over Lars' mouth. "Look, are you *trying* to get me in trouble with her Spookiness?"

Anyway. It's probably a good thing I have my own corner to play in.

Comments

Sheer evil.

[minette.livejournal.com]

You made Lars vibrate. Lars vibrating leads to him being cute. I'm helpless with lust now. I hate you.

Also, it's nice to see our favorite slut acknowledge that he has a wife. I thought he'd forgotten in all the slash frenzy.

Re: Sheer evil.

[rsadelle]

Lars is always cute. You always try to resist him, and it never works.

He doesn't seem to remember Skylar's existence all that often, but sometimes he just has to.

Re: Sheer evil.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Ack! Thanks for pointing that out to me, nette, now I have the phrase 'Lars Ulrich, Human Vibrator' stuck in my head. Evil.

Re: Sheer evil.

[minette.livejournal.com]

*L* Well, he is a dick, Melle. Doesn't it make sense that they'd make a plastic version of him? Plus, he'd actually be good in bed this way. Then again, I think 'Lars Ulrich, The Walking Erection' is a much more accurate description of the man.

Re: Sheer evil.

[rsadelle]

A Lars-shaped dildo? I'm sure James, Jason and Kirk, at least, would buy them. And probably Shawn Fanning and Fred Durst as well.