Attention het-liking slashers.
Jun. 11th, 2005 04:05 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rsadelleYou must see Mr. & Mrs. Smith.
It starts with John and Jane in marriage counseling.
John: We've been married for five years.
Jane: Six.
John: We've been married for five or six years.
Brad and Angelina really do have fantastic chemistry. Everything about this movie is hot.
It even has that favorite standby of slash writers: the Smiths try to kill each other--from a distance at first, and then hand to hand--and in the end of it they have an incredibly hot sex scene.
And then they blow the whole damn house up.
Their last standoff is absolutely incredible. They're in a fictional version of Ikea, and the Smiths finally get it and work together, perfectly, seamlessly. They talk about dancing twice before, but now they finally do it right.
It ends with John and Jane in marriage counseling.
John: Ask me the sex question again.
It starts with John and Jane in marriage counseling.
John: We've been married for five years.
Jane: Six.
John: We've been married for five or six years.
Brad and Angelina really do have fantastic chemistry. Everything about this movie is hot.
It even has that favorite standby of slash writers: the Smiths try to kill each other--from a distance at first, and then hand to hand--and in the end of it they have an incredibly hot sex scene.
And then they blow the whole damn house up.
Their last standoff is absolutely incredible. They're in a fictional version of Ikea, and the Smiths finally get it and work together, perfectly, seamlessly. They talk about dancing twice before, but now they finally do it right.
It ends with John and Jane in marriage counseling.
John: Ask me the sex question again.
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Date: 2005-06-14 05:20 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-06-14 05:26 am (UTC)