Just a little inappropriate het sex.

[rsadelle]

So the story is that Brad and I have been wanting to see The Chronicles of Riddick, but we had to see Pitch Black first. This is a time-sensitive issue as Brad will be out of town for the next two weekends. Our first attempt to rent Pitch Black didn't work out. We went to two rental places and all we got was a bucket we picked up out of the road. Yesterday Brad got his hands on a copy, so we were able to watch it. I totally figured out that Jack was a girl before anyone in the movie. Except maybe Riddick, because he's cool that way.

Today, we went to see The Chronicles of Riddick. It's not great art. There are some serious problems with the laws of physics. I was horribly disappointed that they killed Kyra (that would be Jack from the previous film). She should be resurrected in the next movie! She totally needs to be Riddick's consort.

I really want two things. First, some inappropriate Kyra/Riddick. Maybe in the dark, in silence. Riddick hard and heavy in her, on her, just the way she's been waiting for. After that, I want them, Kyra pregnant with Riddick's child, killing people. How cool would that be?

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[vic-ramsey.livejournal.com]

Try this: http://art-of-vin-diesel.com/fiction/viewstory.php?sid=25

Summary: Four and a half years after the crash of the Hunter-Gratzner, now-18-year-old Jack is released from the juvenile facility she's lived in for four years. Due to her refusal to help the authorities capture Riddick, they've done their best to ensure that her future will be as bleak as possible, until Riddick himself returns to rescue her. But the forces arrayed against them, determined to recapture Riddick at any cost, are enormous...

[rsadelle]

It was implied in my follow-up post, but I never actually thanked you. So: Thank you. I've been reading lots more bad Vin Diesel movie het fic there, and I love it. (And today I read some bad Vin Diesel movie slash fic there, which was also enjoyable.)

[vic-ramsey.livejournal.com]

You're welcome. This is the only PB het fic I've ever read (and it was recommended), I'm too scared to go looking for more.

And bad Vin Diesel movie slash fic is always of the good.