What are you doing with your summer?

[rsadelle]

For those of you playing along at home, I've categorized a bunch of stuff into my LJ memories.

I decided it was time for another unfinished fic list. It took me a week and a half to write it, which gives you some idea of my attention span these days. Enjoy it.

Things I know I haven't given up on.

• csigg.txt. CSI, Greg/Grissom. The most fetish thing I've ever written. Written largely to amuse Amy. It needs a real beginning so I can clean it up and post it to lists to freak people out.
  
  

  Grissom thrusts into Greg slowly, making him feel every centimeter of the latex-covered cock as it pushes against him. Greg moans around the latex still in his mouth. This must be what heaven is like. Latex on him, latex in him, latex taste on his tongue. Grissom says, in the same voice he might use for a lesson on bugs in the office, "Keep your eyes open, Greg."

• hphd3.txt. Harry Potter, Harry/Draco. I'm actually making progress on this, and I'm extremely pleased about that. Unfortunately, for every bit I work out, I find something else that needs fixing. Plus it's very hard to write a conversation about Quidditch when I know nothing about sports.
  
  

  "Puddlemere United," he said.
  
  "Honestly," said Hermione. "Just because Oliver plays for them."
  
  "He's a very good Keeper," Harry argued.
  
  "He's very good-looking," Hermione countered.
  

• hprpsheep.txt. Harry Potter RPF. In which Dan and Emma raise sheep. Somehow Sky got me to work on this.
  
  

  The town, halfway up the mountain, was just big enough to have two competing inns across the square and more people than any one person could know.
  
  On the outskirts of the town, on the higher end, was a small cottage. The cottage had a fenced in yard and a shed nearly as big as the cottage itself. The property was inhabited by two people and a small flock of sheep.

• hprhr3.txt. Harry Potter, Ron/Hermione. Ron and Hermione have formally betrothed themselves in an old, old ritual. When Hermione doesn't manage to escape a run-in with evil unharmed, Snape's the one who explains to Ron what that means.
  
  

  "And Miss Granger?"
  
  Madame Pomfrey sighed heavily. "I don't know. I can't figure out what the spell might have been. Mr. Weasley is sitting with her now."
  
  "They're betrothed. Full old ritual."
  
  There was a considering silence. "That does change things."
  
  "Go on, Poppy," Snape said, sounding almost friendly. "I'll speak with Mr. Weasley."

• hpauhr1.txt. Harry Potter, Ron/Hermione, Snape/Hermione. A grown-up Hermione from an alternate future appears in the Great Hall of today's Hogwarts.
  
  

  The woman stepped out of the wall behind the staff table. Now it was Hogwarts; they were used to odd goings on. But no one had ever stepped out of the wall into the Great Hall during lunch before. At least, not as far as any of the students had known.
  
  The woman was barely in the room before Dumbledore and Snape, and McGonagall a beat behind them, had their wands out and pointed at her. When she'd fully emerged from the wall, the professors, and then the students, noticed that she wasn't alone.
  
  One arm was supporting a dark-haired girl, no more than four years old, who was clinging to her neck. She had a second dark-haired girl, older, but not yet Hogwarts age, somewhere between six and nine the students would guess, by the hand. Holding the girl's other hand was a third girl. This one had hair as red as any Weasley's and seemed to be about thirteen.

• hpsanimagus.txt. Harry Potter, Snape. Snape studies hard and becomes an animagus.
  
  

  Minerva fished a coin out of some hidden pocket and transfigured it into a mirror which she held up for his inspection.
  
  He was a lovely shade of black. That was the first thing he noticed. Then he noticed that he was rather furry. Still okay. Plenty of good animals are small and furry. But then he noticed the ears. The were long and they flopped from the side of his head down to the ground. Severus Snape, former Death Eater and current Hogwarts Potion Master, had become an animagus with the ability to turn into a very small, black bunny rabbit. This was worse than the time the house-elves took all his towels and both his dressing gowns to be laundered while he was still in the bath.

• hpshr1.txt. Harry Potter, Snape/Hermione. Over the summer, Hermione gets pregnant and then has an abortion. Back in school, she and Snape strike up a friendship.
  
  

  "What are you brewing?"
  
  She removes the strands from her potion and I can see that they've changed color to a deep purple.
  
  "Hair dye."
  
  It's so ridiculous that it takes a moment for me to comprehend what she's saying. "You could do that with a simple coloring charm."
  
  The girl looks up at me. "Where's the fun in that?" There's a hint of a smile in the question, but she turns down to attend to her potion before I can catch more than a glimpse of it. She tips the liquid into a flask with impressive skill and corks it with something of a flourish. There's definitely a smile tugging at the corners of her mouth now.

• postward.txt, aka the Astra-story. Harry Potter, Draco. Original characters, pregnancy, adoption, and so forth. It has a Stonehenge scene which makes the recently published theory that Stonehenge represents female genitalia even more entertaining.
  
  

  Someone, Snape maybe, introduced him to the girl. Astra. Dirty blond hair in twin braids down the sides of her face. She looked familiar for a moment, but then he realized it was only because she looked like her mother.
  
  He'd known her mother, of course. She'd been one of his own mother's best friends. He shoved the connection away and looked down at the girl with as blank a face as he could manage.
  
  The girl's eyes cleared, he saw it happen, and she very clearly said his name. "Draco." Draco caught the flash of startlement on the face of nearly every adult in the room before the girl reached out and took his hand in hers. She stepped to his side and turned so that they were facing the adults together.

• "Years Later." Harry Potter, Ron/Hermione. Years later, Ron and Hermione meet again. I still have to finish the sixth part and rework pieces of the other parts.
  
  

  Ron threw open the door to The Burrow. "We're home!"
  
  Hermione's kids came running from whatever amusements they'd been engaged in.
  
  "Mummy!" Minnie threw herself into Hermione's open arms. James wasn't far behind. Ron swept Livy up before he passed her on to Hermione.

• hpgmad.txt. Harry Potter, Draco/Ginny, Bill/f. Ex-Death Eater Ginny goes mad. Draco shows up. And Bill takes up with a journalist he's known before.
  
  

  Bill didn't realize he was waiting for Mariana to show up until she actually did.
  
  "Who told?" he asked when he saw it was her at the door.
  
  "No one." She looked far more relaxed than Bill expected her to be with that bit of information. "I've talked to everyone who might know, and no one does."

• "After the Funeral." Harry Potter, Ron/Hermione, Bill/m. Ron dies and everyone else grieves. I haven't done anything with it since my last list, but I still want to finish it. A bit melodramatic, but still enjoyable.
  
  

  It was nice where he was. Everything was gray and soft. It was like being wrapped up in an old, cotton t-shirt. It dulled everything. He didn't hurt anymore, and that made him think he must be dead.
  
  He wished he could become a ghost, but he didn't know how and there was no one around to ask. He wondered if maybe that was something they only taught seventh years.

• "A Real Man." CSI, Greg/Sara. A post-episode sex scene that needs a lot of editing.
  
  

  When she had washed herself twice with Greg's soap and lemon juice mixture, and washed her hair once more with his shampoo, she felt clean enough to get out of the shower. She wrapped the borrowed towel around herself and opened the door. True to his word, Greg had taken her clothes and left a pair of shorts and a t-shirt outside the door for her.

Things I've mostly given up on.

• billstevej.txt. RPS, Bill Gates/Steve Jobs. Steve kidnaps Bill who goes a little Stockholm.
  
  

  "No." Bill struggled, trying to get away from Steve. "No."
  
  But Steve only pressed down harder. He grabbed Bill's wrists and held them down against the bed while the rest of his body held Bill's body down.
  
  "Yes," Steve crooned. "Yes, yes. Of course you're okay." He started to kiss Bill, pressing his lips against as much of Bill's skin as he could reach around Bill's twisting. "You're with me. I'll take care of you, Bill. You don't have to worry anymore."

• orlandogirl.txt. Lotrips, Viggo/Orlando. Orlando wakes up a girl. I really like this, but I've pretty much abandoned the cesspool that is lotrips.
  
  

  Liv let herself into the house and came straight to the kitchen. "How are you?" she asked Orlando, tossing her keys onto the counter.
  
  His lower lip trembled. "My balance is all off and my back hurts."
  
  Liv stepped forward and wrapped her arms around him. "Oh, sweetie. It'll be okay." She rubbed his back gently. "Your center of gravity is different, that's all." She pulled back and looked at his face. "And you've got cramps." She kissed his cheek. "Come eat breakfast and then we'll deal with it." She grabbed a Kleenex from the counter and used it to wipe the tears from the corners of Orlando's eyes.

• bluecrush2.txt. Blue Crush, Eden/Anne Marie. This has the setup for a sex scene, but I never got any farther.
  
  

  "She's been hanging around all week," Eden said. She leaned in and spoke only to Anne Marie. "She wants you to fuck her."
  
  Anne Marie shook her head.
  
  "She does." Eden's lips brushed her ear. "Do you want her?"

• hpshr2.txt. Harry Potter, Ron/Hermione. Hermione refuses to drink two of her potions. Snape's angry, and then curious.
  
  

  He finally managed to snap his mouth shut, only to open it again to say sharply, "There are spells for that, Miss Granger."
  
  "When have you ever known a spell to stop a Weasley?" she asked a little wryly. She patted her still-flat stomach. "This one wants to be a part of the world."

• hphsbs.txt. Harry Potter, Harry/Snape, Ron/Hermione, Bill/Snape. Harry dies killing Voldemort. Dumbledore sends a heartbroken Snape to stay with Ron and Hermione for a summer, and he later goes to The Burrow for Christmas.
  
  

  Snape sneered at Dumbledore. "You think it best to hire me out as some sort of day laborer to the newest Weasleys to start a family."
  
  "We truly do want you to stay with us," Hermione told him.
  
  "Harry loved you," Ron managed to say without flinching. "We have a spare room, even apart from the room we're making into the nursery."

Things I've given up on.

• emchris.txt. RPS, Eminem/Chris Kirkpatrick. I wrote this in reaction to several discussions about, and a re-read of part of, Lucy Hale's Em/Chris series. It's wildly out of character and rather gimmicky, I think, and probably isn't suitable for publication. Especially since it's a setup for a much longer plot.
  
  

  Eminem's eyes narrow. "Listen, Kirkpatrick," he starts to sneer.
  
  "Yeah, yeah, I know. I can get my ass kicked." Chris is still smirking and his nonchalance is weird enough that Eminem takes the two steps needed to put his back against the wall.

• caseynic.txt. RPF, Casey Affleck/Nicole Kidman. Just a small bit written as an example of how Casey/Nicole could qualify for sexionate.
  
  

  It was George who'd reintroduced them. Handsome, amazing, devastatingly sexy George. The thought makes him ask, "Have you ever fucked George?"
  
  Nicole takes her incredible lips off his cock and tilts her head up to look at him. It makes the curls of her hair twist around his cock. They stick to his saliva-wet skin. "No." She gives him a look from under her eyelashes. "Have you?"

Comments

[synicism.livejournal.com]

"hpsanimagus.txt. Harry Potter, Snape. Snape studies hard and becomes an animagus.""

*cracks up* Oh, that would be...probably a very odd, sulky looking bunny. You must finish this. *g*

[rsadelle]

Sheesh. You and Melle. *g* Hermione's worrying because he's so vulnerable as a bunny, and McGonagall is turning into a cat to play with him, and Dumbledore's offering him carrots.

[synicism.livejournal.com]

Hee!! Oh, poor Snape. If it helps his ego any, bunnys can give nasty finger-nips. *g*

[rsadelle]

*laugh* I know. I read all about bunnies when I was starting to think about making Snape into one.

When you say given up...

[haikofu.livejournal.com]

So this is one of the lostest causes I've gone after in awhile, considering this entry is, what, nearly three years old, and do you even see comments from old entries? but I just can't resist trying. The Blue Crush Fic That Never Was.. did you truly never write it? Do you truly intend never to write it? Because I've been looking for a piece... more or less *exactly* like that for awhile now, and this just showed up on one of my periodic overly-optimistic googles... Anyhow, if you could in any way be compelled to write the Eden/Anne Marie story I would be.. unspeakably grateful. I'm not above grovelling and bribery..
~Kofu

Re: When you say given up...

[rsadelle]

Well, I'm not going to finish it, but I've been posting never finished fic to my LJ, so I just posted this one. My other Blue Crush snippet was also posted.