Fic Master Post: Real Person Fic - Bandom
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rsadelleMy non-bandom real person fic has its own master post. Fictional person fic has its own master post.
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Some of this is gen. Some of it is het. Some of it is slash. It is all about Real People. Please heed the ratings and such.
A note about warnings: More recent things should have the appropriate warnings. Older things may not have enough warnings. If you find something with inadequate warnings, please let me know and I will update them accordingly.
A note about ratings: Somewhere along the way I got used to using The Fan Rated Rating System.
I've included everything, even things I don't think really need to see the light of day again, but I'm honest. I'll edit and add new pieces to this as I post them.
If you find broken links, even if you're reading this far in the future, please comment and let me know so I can fix it.
Stand Alones
Across the Street and Two Blocks Down
Gabe/Alex FRAO 1800 words Slash. Gabe and Alex are business rivals, until they're not. AU July 30, 2009.
Added to the Menu
Brendon/Spencer FRT 875 words Slash. Brendon/Spencer, chefs, first kiss. Written over Twitter. May make you hungry for chocolate mousse. August 10, 2010.
After We've Come To The Extreme
Mike/William FRAO 300 words Slash. When he says, "Stay still," he's Mike's dom again instead of the lead singer he's known since they were teenagers. October 31, 2010.
Alex/Victoria, high school AU, prom
Alex/Victoria Teen 330 words Het. They probably make a pretty picture this morning, walking through the easy light of a spring morning, Victoria in relatively demure pink and yellow and Alex in a suit. October 31, 2011.
Always You
Ryan/Spencer Teen 800 words Slash. Ryan invites Spencer and Brendon over for the first time in months, which is when they find out he has a baby. February 26, 2012.
An Advantageous Match
Gabe/Bebe FRM 3200 words Het. "Miss Rexha, I wish to ask for your hand in marriage. I will be a true and faithful husband to you, and you and your mother shall never need worry again." Warning: Bebe is 16/17 in this story, which is underage by modern day standards. December 30, 2010.
Being Clear
Bob/Spencer FRT 1100 words Slash. Before they leave, he says to Bob, "We have this thing," complete with hand wave, "tomorrow and we're in the studio all week, but want to come over next Saturday and play? I have two kits." November 20, 2010.
Better Than Céline and René
Patrick/Spencer 3000 words FRAO Slash. "Dude, no," Pete says. "Spencer's a multimillionaire, and he only has four clients. Plus, I know you want to hit that." March 31, 2011.
Bob/Spencer, plus a child, Halloween
Bob/Spencer Teen 370 words Slash. "Daddy! You're home! Look, I'm a superhero!" October 31, 2011.
Boots
Pete/Gabe/Mikey 100 words FRM Slash. They make Pete kneel, head on his forearms on the floor. Warning: d/s themes. March 11, 2011.
Brains of This Operation
Gabe/Nate/Victoria 500 words FRAO Het, slash. "You know," Nate says, "for being the brains of this operation, you're really kind of dumb." March 9, 2011.
Brendon and Spencer, Cooking
Brendon, Spencer FRC 150 words Gen. Spencer surveyed both the spread of an incredible number of things across the kitchen counters and Brendon in a mistletoe print apron. March 5, 2011.
Brothers
Tom, Max FRT 1200 words Gen. Tom's been out with Danielle a couple of times, movies with bunches of friends where they held hands in the darkness of the theater, dinner once, when she invites him over for dinner with her family. Warnings: One instance of homophobic/gender policing language. Story about a trans character where the main character is a cisgendered straight man. March 27, 2011.
Bruises on the Skin and Clothes on the Floor
Mike/William, Mike/Victoria, Mike/William/Victoria FRAO 1000 words Het, slash. "I can't believe you're actually jealous of Victoria," Mike laughs ten minutes later when Bill has him pressed up against the wall of the empty for the moment dressing room. September 19, 2010.
But He Feels Better
Gabe/William FRC 370 words Slash. He wants his own bed, a wardrobe of more than three shirts, and a regular sized refrigerator. August 3, 2009.
Changes His Coat, Not His Disposition
Tom/Sean FRT 450 words Slash. Sean blinks, because there's a motherfucking wolf sitting where Tom just was. October 24, 2010.
Choice
girl!Pete/Mike FRM 500 words Het. "Patrick," she says, "I'm going to have a baby." Sequel to Want It Anyway. Warnings: Angst, discussion of abortion, men trying to dictate a woman's reproductive choices, yelling and insults. March 28, 2011.
Clothes Make the Man
Gabe FRT 250 words Gen. The clothes, actually, could be easily explained with either some kind of challenging gender norms bullshit or just putting on the Gabe Saporta bravado and blustering his way through it. Warning: Crossdressing. March 14, 2011.
Cobra GSF Subset (Gabe/Nate/Victoria) Cuddling
Gabe/Nate/Victoria FRT 330 words Het, slash. Victoria was having a bad day. She had cramps bad enough that it felt like her whole body was one big knot of tension, and she was desperately homesick. Tylenol and a hot bath had done only so much to make it better. December 6, 2009.
Cobras Only
Cobra Starship girl!GSF FRAO 1700 words Femslash. It starts on Warped. Well, actually it starts when Nat moves into Gabi's basement, or maybe when Gabi meets Ryla and Alex and asks them to join her band, but they don't actually do anything until Warped, because, despite popular opinion, Gabi doesn't actually fuck anything on two legs. August 12, 2009.
Coming Out
Brendon FRT 800 words Gen. Brendon wants to come out. September 16, 2009.
Date Night
Gabe/girl!William FRAO 1300 words Het. They don't get enough time together, with both of them on tour, and usually they spend what time they do have in bed. But sometimes, sometimes Gabe gets it into his head that he needs to treat her like a lady, and that's when they get dressed up and both of them stand taller for knowing what a stunning couple they make. September 7, 2009.
Down, Down, Quiet
Pete/Bebe FRM 1700 words Het. Pete's whole body floods with relief. She's going to do it for him, and she'll be good at it - maybe just okay at first, but she has what it takes to be really damn good at it. Warning/Enticement: Nonsexual kink of the bondage/control/light hair pulling variety. June 19, 2011.
Drumsticks and a Black Hoodie
Mike/girl!Bob, FRT, 860 words Het. Bobby orders a short stack and a cup of coffee, which she drinks black. Mike can respect that. October 4, 2010.
Eleven Times Andy Wore Matt's Hoodie
Andy/Matt FRT 900 words Slash. The first time is an accident. August 22, 2009.
Empires Cuddling
FRT 375 words Gen. Sean is not asleep. December 28, 2010.
Even
Gabe Saporta/Demi Lovato Teen 160 words Het. When Gabe says, i'll fix it, Demi appreciates it, but she knows he has to be mostly joking. It's not like they're that close, or that he can really do anything about it. March 1, 2012.
Family Portrait
Tom/Sean Mature 2500 words Slash. No one's quite sure where Tom and Sean got the baby, and they're not telling. But now they cart around the baby and a diaper bag in addition to guitars and American Apparel hoodies, tour plans include figuring out the babysitting, and Sean's newest song includes a reference to the softness of a baby's skull. March 2, 2012.
Fighting For Part 1 Part 2
Gabe/William (background Travis/Maja, Mike Carden/Kevin Jonas, Pete/Ashlee) FRAO 20,000 words Slash. William was on the run from the Association when Gabe pulled him out of the battle and into Cobra Camp. August 26, 2009.
Writing Without a Plot, Sex Scenes, Gender Politics, and More ("Fighting For" Commentary Track)
Five People Gabe Saporta Kissed
Gabe/William, Gabe/Victoria, Gabe/Pete, Gabe/Mikey, Gabe/Spencer FRT 200 words Het, slash. Five people Gabe Saporta kissed. August 7, 2010.
Five Romance Novel Beginnings Gabe and William Never Had
Gabe/William FRT 3500 words Slash. Five romance novel beginnings Gabe and William never had. June 15, 2009.
DVD Extras: Alternate Scenes from "Five Romance Novel Beginnings Gabe and William Never Had"
Gabe/William FRT 750 words Slash. Outtakes from "Five Romance Novel Beginnings Gabe and William Never Had." This may make more sense if you read that first. June 15, 2009.
Five Times Gabe Saporta Had Kinky Sex
Gabe/Bianca, Gabe/Victoria, Gabe/Pete, Gabe/Travis, Gabe/William 600 words Het, slash. Five times Gabe Saporta had kinky sex. June 12, 2010.
Fuck City Boywives AU
Fuck City GSF FRAO 1700 words Slash. Never finished fic. Matt has no idea what he's supposed to do. He's been friends with Hurley for years, but now he's married to the guy, and his foot is broken, and he's stuck in Hurley's house, which is now his house too, while Hurley's off on tour. He does know what the actual duties of a boywife are, but Hurley's not even there, so it's not like he can perform them anyway. December 11, 2010.
Fuck City GSF-ish Bedsharing Snippet
Fuck City GSF FRT 280 words. Slash. Never-finished fic. Andy's nose was cold when he woke up. December 8, 2009.
Gabe/Nate/Victoria College AU
Gabe/Nate/Victoria FRT 250 words Het, slash. Never-finished fic. Victoria pokes at Gabe's leg with the toe of her shoe. "Want to stay? Nate's going to do something about dinner in a minute." August 18, 2010.
Gabe rescues Pete, in space
FRT 350 words. Gen. Never-finished fic. Gabe rescues Pete, in space. Warning: Slavery and mention of a past suicide attempt. August 5, 2010.
Gabe/Victoria Onstage Shenanigans
Gabe/Victoria 300 words Het. Never finished fic. The first week of this tour, Gabe catches her hand at the end of it and brushes a kiss across her knuckles before he struts back to the center of the stage. December 3, 2010.
Gabe/William College AU
Gabe/William FRT 1100 words Slash. Never-finished fic. Gabe groaned. "The Gap? What hive of corporate villainy are you dragging me into?" December 6, 2009.
Gabe/William Stepbrothers Plot Bunny + Ficcish Outline
Gabe/William FRT 1700 words Slash. You know what the world needs? A story where Gabe's dad marries William's mom, and there are wacky hijinks and eventually true love. (Actual ficcish outline light on wacky hijinks, slightly heavier on true love.) June 14, 2009.
Gen Spencer POV Snippet
Spencer FRT 575 words Gen. Never-finished fic. Spencer frowns down at his phone. December 12, 2009.
Girl!Andy
Andy/Matt FRT 500 words Het, gen. Andi is the only girl in a house full of boys. February 10, 2010.
Girl!Matt
Andy/Girl!Matt FRM 370 words Het. "Actually," and she grins at them, "I want to have Hurley's baby." March 13, 2010.
Girl!Mike/Kevin College AU
Mike/Kevin, Mike/Gabe, Tom/Mike FRT 1300 words Het. Never finished fic. The rest of the story is about how Mike doesn't date so much as just sleep with people, so Kevin treating her like a girl is weird. December 15, 2010.
girl!Mike/girl!Kevin High School AU
Mike/Kevin FRT 960 words Slash. Kevin's a nice girl. Mike plays aggressive field hockey. February 20, 2010.
girl!Tom/Mike High School Breakup
girl!Tom/Mike FRT Het. Mike and Tom break up for the third time - "This year," Danielle says - just before Christmas break. March 24, 2011.
girl!Tom/werewolf!Sean
Tom/Sean FRT 300 words Het. Once he spots her, it's easy enough to see what's making her freak out. December 31, 2010.
girl!Tom/werewolf!Sean 2
Tom/Sean FRT 840 words Het. On the full moon after they run into Mike and Bill, Sean can't settle. January 2, 2011.
Glowing at the Camera
Pete/girl!Patrick, Andy Matt FRAO 1400 words Het, slash. Andy and Matt run an erotica/fetish photography studio. Pete gets Trish (they're not together) a session with them because he thinks she needs to build up her confidence. April 9, 2011.
Going the Same Place
Mike/Gabe FRT 230 words Slash. "We're going the same place. We can give you a ride." January 2, 2011.
A Good Dude
Pete/Ashlee, Jessica/f FRT 1000 words Het, slash. Pete tries to set Jessica up with a good dude. August 1, 2010.
A Great Idea
girl!Andy/Matt FRAO 4000 words Het. Andi and Matt slept together once. Andi thinks they should do it again. She just has to get Matt to agree. September 30, 2010.
How do you feel about Portland?
Bronx/Evie Teen 1500 words Het. The thing about your dad being Pete Wentz is that there isn't a whole lot you can do to rebel. Bronx doesn't really want to rebel that much anyway - his parents are pretty cool, even if they still sometimes snipe at each other - but it would be nice to have the option, you know? So when Evie Beckett, who he kind of knows but not that well, calls him up and says, "Want to elope to Vegas on your eighteenth birthday?" he says, "Yes," and starts planning how to get out of the house without anyone noticing. March 4, 2012.
Hurt Me
Mike/Sisky FRAO 700 words Slash. After Adam ends up with stitches, Bill puts his foot down and says, "You two need some rules." Warnings: Kink/rough sex. December 9, 2010.
I Love You Only
William/Courtney FRAO 900 words Het. It can't be official. They can't have a marriage certificate. They won't be able to claim each other on taxes or health insurance when (if) one of them gets a steady job. But Courtney's driver's license already says Beckett and it'll keep people from asking questions. It gives them a story: fell in love, married young, starting a new life together. Warnings: Incest, non-celebrity sibling as a main character, someone finding out about the incest. August 19, 2011.
In Every Way Possible
girl!Tom/Sean FRM 300 words Slash. They get married in the park on a sunny afternoon during the new moon. Sequel to New Moon Bound. March 26, 2011.
Johnson/m + Crossdressing
Johnson/m FRAO 1000 words Slash. Never finished fic. There's something Alex likes about the way he looks the first time he cuts his hair. It's softer, somehow. He barely dares to think pretty. December 7, 2010.
Just Right
Pete/Andy FRM 750 words Slash. That's the real reason Pete's here, a late-night conversation he remembers in crystal clarity, from when they were both vegan straight edge. Warnings: Kink - d/s, non-explicit pain. March 29, 2011.
Keep the Beat
Brendon/Spencer FRT 300 words Slash. Never-finished fic. Spencer keeps the beat. December 18, 2009.
Kindergarten Teacher!Andy/Cop!Matt
Andy/Matt FRT 1000 words Slash. Andy's trying not to diss this little girl's uncle because he doesn't want to make his kids cry, but seriously, this dude is a fucking cop. (Even if he is totally hot. Even if Pete wanders by the door taking his third graders somewhere and does a double take and then gives Andy a thumbs up.) September 27, 2010.
Leaving Skins Behind
Gabe/Gerard, Gabe/m FRT 300 words Slash. Gabe meets Mikey first. Later he figures out that everyone meets Mikey first. October 31, 2010.
Let's Take A Drive
Nick/Tyson FRC 150 words Slash. "Throw Dexter in the car and come get me," Tyson demands when he calls. March 1, 2011.
Like a Puppy
Bebe, Gabe FRC 400 words Gen. Gabe laughs again. "This isn't some Jersey boy speech. I spent most of my childhood in New York anyway. This is the how to deal with Pete speech." June 12, 2011.
Mike/Bill, Watermelon
Mike/William FRT 130 words Slash. Bill wanders in from wherever he was and whatever he was doing and looms over Mike. "What are you doing?" August 18, 2010.
Mike/Gabe Kink Setup
Mike/Gabe FRM 130 words Slash. Never-finished fic. He can feel someone watching him. His guess is Bill, or maybe Tom because he's weird like that, but when he turns to glance over his shoulder, it's Mike who has a steady eye on him. August 5, 2010.
Mike and Greta fight space pirates
Mike/Greta FRT 400 words Het. Mike and Greta fight space pirates. August 1, 2010.
Mike Joins the JoBros
FRT 1500 words Gen. Never-finished fic. A week later, Mike is officially a member of the Jonas Brothers' band. August 26, 2010.
Mike/Kevin Circus AU
Mike/Kevin FRT 2100 words Slash. Never finished fic. Mike weighed the joy he would get out of sharing his music with someone against the potential trouble that could come from doing anything with one of the Jonases. Warning: Past death of Mike's family. March 10, 2011.
Mike/Kevin (with background Joe/Demi) High School Teachers AU Not!Fic
Mike/Kevin, Joe/Demi FRT 1200 words Slash, het. Carden teaches band and Kevin teaches biology. Kevin's brother Nick is this successful musician and Kevin arranges for him to come guest lecture for Carden's band kids. October 26, 2009.
Mike/Kevin in Chicago
Mike/Kevin FRT 100 words Slash. Never-finished fic. Mike hears about it; of course he does. December 20, 2009.
Mike/Kevin Street Kid AU Mike/Kevin FRT 1300 words Slash. Never-finished fic. The soup kitchen is Bill's idea. March 3, 2011.
Mike/Kevin Wingfic
Mike/Kevin FRC 100 words Slash. Never finished fic. So the wings are cool. March 22, 2011.
More Interesting
Bebe/William FRT 800 words Het. Bill doesn't particularly want to be dragged either, but Bebe has a force of personality he doesn't want to fight now that he's stuck at the club. July 4, 2011.
A Most True and Unsettling Affection
Mike/Kevin FRT 3000 words Slash. Never finished fic. "What you need," Pete said, tossing a card onto the table, "is a husband with an income." March 18, 2011.
Must Seem So Strange
Mike/Kevin FRM 28,000 words Slash. Never finished fic. Mike doesn't really know how these things happen to him. No, wait, he does. He can totally blame it on Bill. / Kevin doesn't really know how these things happen to him. It's possible he was a disobedient lemur in a past life and this is how the universe is letting him make amends. Or maybe there's like, some kind of quota for number of crazy things a person has to do in his life, and fate's just helping him along. But probably, probably it's just Joe's fault. October 29, 2010.
Naomi+Emma Improbable Coincidences
Michael/Naomi, Mike/Emma FRT 630 words Gen, het. Naomi meets Emma at the gym. April 29, 2010.
New Moon Bound
girl!Tom/Sean FRAO 3200 words Het. Sean sits on the arm of Tom's chair, on the side between her and them, putting him close to her and higher than both of them. He can't see her as well as if he'd taken the other side, but he's in a better position to protect her. She's pack. (And just that, only pack, he keeps trying to make his wolf understand.) March 20, 2011
New York to L.A.
Gabe/Bebe FRM 3000 words Het. Gabe flings an arm around Bebe's shoulders to forestall the argument he can see coming. "Come have dinner with me," he says. "Don't make me beg. It's not a pretty sight." November 28, 2010.
Nick Scimeca, Hipster (Who Doesn't Know He's) In Love
Nick/De'Mar FRM 750 words Slash. The whole thing is Pete's fault. Because Nick's just chillin' at work one day, idly googling his friends, and there's a picture of Pete at some thing with the Jonas Brothers, and Nick cannot get over the way one of them is dressed. August 9, 2010.
Nothing Different
Mike/Kevin FRAO 600 words Slash. It is actually a new scarf, one Mike brought him last night, shoved at him with a grin. It has a repeating pattern of koalas inside a eucalyptus branch border. Mike had been in Australia again. September 26, 2009.
Notice
Mike/Emma, Evie FRT 1200 words. Gen, het. The last thing Mike's expecting when someone knocks on his door at eight-thirty on a Tuesday night is Evie Beckett. April 30, 2010.
No Trades
Mike/William FRT 750 words Slash. Victoria didn't stop laughing. "You like Bill." She dragged out every vowel sound. September 29, 2010.
Not Your Girl
Tom/girl!Mike FRT 700 words Het. Mike knows Tom Conrad from around school and shows and stuff. He's kind of hot. She'd consider hooking up with him, except he and Bill have some kind of dude conflict thing going on and she's not getting anywhere near that. March 23, 2011.
Now You're Not
Bob/Patrick FRM 200 words Slash. Bob ignored him. He'd heard Patrick playing the same melody the same way fifteen times in the last two days. Warnings: Kink - d/s, implied breathplay and orgasm denial. March 17, 2011.
Oatmeal Raisin
Mike/Kevin FRC 275 words Slash. "Mike," Kevin calls, "why is there butter on the counter?" January 1, 2011.
Our Door Is Always Open To You
Mike/Kevin/Danielle FRM 1000 words Slash, het. Never finished fic. They're at a party, and Kevin looks over to see Dani talking to a man he doesn't know. It hurts more than he expected to see her laughing with someone else. She waves him over and introduces him to Mike. December 29, 2010.
Paranoid
Mike/Kevin FRT 700 words Slash. "He's a Jonas brother. Jonas Brothers. Disney." Mike sighs heavily. His band is useless. "I knocked up one of Disney's biggest moneymakers." November 18, 2009.
Permission
Matt/girl!Andy FRM 740 words Het. "You always have permission to touch me." Warning: Could be triggering (some guy grabs Andi; she kicks his ass). February 28, 2010.
Pete and Bebe, werewolves
Pete, Bebe Teen 220 words Gen. Bebe was born a wolf. It was different in ways Pete couldn't ever understand no matter how many times he asked her about it. October 31, 2011.
Pete and Patrick Meet at Yoga
Pete/Patrick FRC 200 words Slash. Never-finished fic. Patrick realizes when he's halfway to his car that he left his hoodie in the studio. He lets out a resigned sigh and turns back to get it. August 18, 2010.
Pete/Patrick Reunion Show
Pete/Patrick FRT 1500 words Slash. Never-finished fic. So the thing is that Pete hasn't really played bass in years. December 10, 2009.
Pete/Patrick Secret Tattoo
Pete/Patrick FRT 190 words Slash. Never-finished fic. Pete can't stop thinking about it. December 30, 2009.
Post-split girl!Brendon/Spencer
Brendon/Spencer FRT 270 words Het. She cries so much she makes herself sick. February 20, 2010.
Pretty Fucking Good
Andy/Matt/Renee FRAO 2900 words Slash, het. Matt's life is pretty fucking good. November 17, 2009.
Provide His Own Alcohol
Pete, William, Bronx FRC 750 words Gen. Bill takes matters into his own hands. He buys his own bottle of vodka with some juice for mixing and giving to Bronx, leaves Mike to have an evening alone with Emma, and shows up on Pete's doorstep instead. May 30, 2011.
Pull Out My Soul
Tom/Sean FRAO 900 words Slash. The first time Sean ties Tom up, Tom can't stop laughing. Warnings: Bondage, d/s. Although I've been assured this is adorable, I consider the consent to be somewhat uninformed. December 5, 2010.
Quiet Time
Gabe/Victoria FRT 200 words Het. Gabe's voice sounded terrible and he reached toward her. October 9, 2010.
Rebound
Pete Wentz/Selena Gomez 250 words FRT Het. Selena Gomez is the bitchiest diva Pete's ever met. March 7, 2011.
The Responsible One
Spencer, Brendon/Cash, Cash/Singer FRT 1100 words Slash. Something catches Cash's attention enough that he turns his head, and Spencer thinks, Shit. Oh, shit. July 16, 2009.
Right Back Where We Started From
Mike/William FRAO 600 words Slash. Bill's hands, completely without his brain's permission, ball up into fists. That gets Mike's lips to twist into a sneer. Warnings: Violence, unhappy ending. March 16, 2011.
Ringing In
Patrick/Mixon 630 words FRAO Slash. Patrick can't help but compare Matt to Pete. December 27, 2009.
Rose Daughter
Gabe, Victoria 1000 words FRT Gen. Getting Victoria is a relief because she fits in, but it's also weird because no one seems to know her story. Warning: This story involves the death of a child. It's off-screen and pre-story, but it is the central plot point. May 2, 2010.
Saw You on the Internet
Gabe, Bebe 50 words FRT Gen. Someone pushes a tumbler into Bebe's hand. "You give good attitude." March 2, 2011.
Scuffle
Pete/Patrick 120 words FRM Slash. The ensuing scuffle knocks most of the cushions off the couch, overturns the coffee table, and ends with Pete's knee digging into his back. Warnings: Mild consensual violence, mention of Patrick's weight loss. March 6, 2011.
Seek and Ye Shall Find
Gabe/William 2000 words FRT Slash. With anyone else, the Academy being three days late wouldn't mean much, but William would never miss a rendezvous with Travie. He fucking loves that guy. If Travie were anyone but who he is, Gabe would have to hate him for it. September 15, 2010.
Show You A Good Time
Cash/Singer FRAO 1700 words Slash, het. Singer turns into a girl. A very horny girl. Cash helps him out. August 12, 2009.
Six People Victoria Hooked Up With On Tour
Victoria/Various FRM 200 words Het, slash. Six people Victoria hooked up with on tour. March 4, 2011.
Smooth
Mike/Sisky 500 words FRT Slash. "Mike can help you," Bill says. "He used to shave his legs in high school." March 8, 2011.
Someone to Grow Old With
Mike/William FRM 5000 words Slash. He wanted kids, plural, but Bill and Evie will be enough, will be something he's wanted for longer than he can think about. Warning: Christine and Genevieve are main characters in this story. December 31, 2010.
Someone Who Can Keep A Beat
Brendon/Patrick FRAO 800 words Slash. The tables have brass numbers attached to the edges. It makes meeting people easier, and provides direction for subs who aren't allowed to look up. When he gets to nineteen, Patrick slides the soda in front of Brendon and sits down across from him. Warnings: Kink (hitting with a flogger), mention of Patrick's weight loss. March 12, 2011.
Spencer Breaks Dishes
FRT 300 words Gen. Spencer takes a picture of his kitchen floor filled with the debris of pretty much every cup and plate he owns. He uploads it and then carefully types @brendonuriesays in the box where a message goes. He's about to post, but then he stops, adds @thisisryanross @iamjonwalker, and then posts. August 18, 2010.
Spencer Smith/Joe Jonas d/s snippet
Spencer Smith/Joe Jonas FRM 160 words Slash. Never finished fic. They meet at a party. December 4, 2009.
Spring Fever
Cobra Starship GSF FRAO 1200 words Het, slash. "All we really need is the five of us, some streamers and booze. We've got three DJs between us." July 15, 2010.
Sweet As Love
Bob/Spencer FRAO 5000 words Slash. They've been working there for a couple of weeks when Bob walks into his office and finds Spencer leaning over his desk. All Bob can do for a moment is stare. Spencer has an ass. He wants to push Spencer farther over the desk so he can get a better view, and maybe do something about it. March 30, 2011
Take Me Now
Tom/Sean FRAO 1400 words Slash. Tom has a collar. Warning/Enticement: Kink of the collar and d/s variety. September 5, 2011.
The Task At Hand
Leighton/Victoria Adult 59000 words Slash. NYPD Vice Detectives Leighton Meester and Victoria Asher go undercover in Gabe Saporta's underground club with the aim of gathering enough evidence to put Saporta away for good. Leighton and Victoria are used to undercover work, but this is a longer operation than usual, and they aren't used to being apart. A "Good Girls Go Bad" video AU. December 15, 2011.
Tear Down the Universe
Brendon/Spencer FRT 275 words Slash. "Do you think anyone would notice if we went missing?" December 30, 2010.
Terrible Parents
Mike/William FRT 200 words Slash. Bill rests his hand on the fluffy mass of Adam's hair. "That we're responsible for Adam now." There's something uneasy in his face when he says, brightly, "Congratulations! It's a boy!" September 24, 2010.
Three Days Home
Matt/Renee, Andy/Matt/Renee FRAO 2200 words Slash, het. Andy gets home from tour. October 7, 2009.
Three Notes
Mike/Kevin FRC 200 words Slash. Never-finished fic. It wasn't a song yet. It was barely even three notes strung together. March 13, 2011.
Throwing Sparks
Mike/Greta FRM 900 words Het. She would have left earlier, but she had to suffer through weeks of intensive sessions with the mindhealers before she could convince them she'd accepted Mike's death. Warnings: Implied evil institutions, mention of past forced pregnancy/abortion, presumed (but not actual) death, angst. February 20, 2011.
Tick Tock
Gabe/William FRT 300 words Slash. The not-so-wacky adventures of Gabe and Bronx. June 15, 2009.
Trainwreck
Gabe/William FRT 175 words Slash. Never-finished fic. Gabe Saporta is a trainwreck. December 22, 2009.
Untitled
Brendon, Shane FRT 350 words Gen. The day Shane turns into an eight-year-old starts out like any other day. Well, okay, it's Halloween, so maybe not quite like any other day, but Brendon gets up and feeds the dogs and starts the coffee like any other day. October 31, 2009.
Want It Anyway
girl!Pete/Mike FRM 900 words Het. "Jesus," Patrick mutters when they have to stop for the third time so Peyton can heave up whatever's left of her insides. "What the fuck were you drinking last night? I thought you were edge again." Warnings: Angst, mentions of abortion and attempted suicide by a parent. March 19, 2011.
We Hang Out On Fridays
Mike/Kevin FRT 1200 words Slash. The next thing Mike knows, he's been hanging out with Kevin for half an hour and they're exchanging numbers before Kevin's brothers drag him away. October 9, 2009.
Wedding Bells Are Gonna Chime
Mike/Courtney, William/Christine Teen 450 words Het. Courtney grins and holds up the back of her hand to the camera. Bill doesn't see what she wants him to until she says, "We got married!" October 15, 2011.
Well Met
Nate/Mikey FRM 3000 words Slash. Nate meets a lot of people at Gabe's annual last Saturday before school blowout. January 12, 2011.
What Brings Us Together Today
Max/Ryan FRC 475 words Slash. Ryan laughed, too loud for how Max felt. "No, come on. Your sister would kick my ass. It's chicken soup." March 21, 2011.
When She Means It
Gabe/Victoria FRT 680 words Het. Five times Victoria kissed Gabe, in space. November 18, 2010.
When The Morning Comes
unrequited Brendon/Spencer FRT 690 words Slash. In which Brendon gets married, Spencer angsts, and Ryan is still Spencer's best friend. Warnings for angst and the Panic divorce. October 23, 2010.
William rescues sex slave Mike, in space
Mike/William FRT 900 words Slash. William rescues sex slave Mike, in space. July 31, 2010.
With This Ring
Mike/Kevin FRM 2000 words Slash. True love waits. December 3, 2009.
Works Both Ways
Brendon/Spencer FRM 1200 words Slash. "The mate bond works both ways." Mark seems to realize that no one knows what to say to that, and he looks over at Spencer. "Are we not supposed to say anything about that?" October 30, 2010.
You Can't Kiss A Movie
Gabe/Victoria (background Mike Carden/Greta Salpeter, Cassadee Pope/Selena Gomez) FRT 25,000 words. Het. Two years ago, director Victoria Asher made her first feature film - and fell in love with her star, Gabe Saporta. She thought he loved her too, but then he slept with his costar. Now she has a new script, and she knows that Gabe would be the perfect person to star in it. No one, not even Victoria, thinks this is a particularly good idea, but she knows they can make an amazing movie together. In truth, Victoria never stopped loving Gabe, but can she learn to trust him again? June 16, 2010.
You Could Hide
Gabe/Bebe/Pete FRT 600 words Het, slash. Pete's shout ripping his throat apart wakes him up. He twists away from them, away from the claws and the skin and the sheets. July 4, 2011.
You Have My Heart (in your hands)
Gabe/Victoria FRAO 37,000 words Het. Victoria finds out her boyfriend's cheating on her. Then she finds out she's pregnant. Cobras are never alone, and Gabe's there every step of the way. November 26, 2009.
Your Breathing On and On
Tom/Sean FRT 750 words Slash. Sean stops thinking about it. Touching Tom becomes his default. February 12, 2011.
Sets and Series
Corset Variations
Cobra Help Us All (Corset Variation 1)
Gabe/Spencer FRAO 640 words Slash. "You'll blow me," Spencer says, "but I'm not wearing the corset." September 28, 2009.
Pulling On The Laces (Corset Variation 2)
Gabe/Spencer FRAO 840 words Slash. "Tell me if it's too much," he says, and then he's pulling on the laces. He starts at the top, and every tug cages Spencer's body a little more and makes it a little harder to breathe. September 28, 2009.
Gabe/Victoria/Bebe Trilogy
Going Steady
Gabe/Victoria/Bebe FRAO 1800 words Het, slash. Victoria leans in close to murmur, "Threesome." She squeezes Bebe's wrist again. "Think about it." She gets up and leads Gabe back across the yard. November 20, 2010.
Knocked Up
Gabe/Victoria/Bebe FRT 1000 words Het, slash. Victoria realizes when she's leaving a message for Bebe that she hasn't actually talked to her in three days. Warning: Discussion of abortion. March 25, 2011.
Homecoming
Gabe/Victoria/Bebe FRAO 1200 words Het, slash. Gabe and Victoria's first night home from tour. September 3, 2011.
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A note about ratings: Somewhere along the way I got used to using The Fan Rated Rating System.
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Stand Alones
Across the Street and Two Blocks Down
Gabe/Alex FRAO 1800 words Slash. Gabe and Alex are business rivals, until they're not. AU July 30, 2009.
Added to the Menu
Brendon/Spencer FRT 875 words Slash. Brendon/Spencer, chefs, first kiss. Written over Twitter. May make you hungry for chocolate mousse. August 10, 2010.
After We've Come To The Extreme
Mike/William FRAO 300 words Slash. When he says, "Stay still," he's Mike's dom again instead of the lead singer he's known since they were teenagers. October 31, 2010.
Alex/Victoria, high school AU, prom
Alex/Victoria Teen 330 words Het. They probably make a pretty picture this morning, walking through the easy light of a spring morning, Victoria in relatively demure pink and yellow and Alex in a suit. October 31, 2011.
Always You
Ryan/Spencer Teen 800 words Slash. Ryan invites Spencer and Brendon over for the first time in months, which is when they find out he has a baby. February 26, 2012.
An Advantageous Match
Gabe/Bebe FRM 3200 words Het. "Miss Rexha, I wish to ask for your hand in marriage. I will be a true and faithful husband to you, and you and your mother shall never need worry again." Warning: Bebe is 16/17 in this story, which is underage by modern day standards. December 30, 2010.
Being Clear
Bob/Spencer FRT 1100 words Slash. Before they leave, he says to Bob, "We have this thing," complete with hand wave, "tomorrow and we're in the studio all week, but want to come over next Saturday and play? I have two kits." November 20, 2010.
Better Than Céline and René
Patrick/Spencer 3000 words FRAO Slash. "Dude, no," Pete says. "Spencer's a multimillionaire, and he only has four clients. Plus, I know you want to hit that." March 31, 2011.
Bob/Spencer, plus a child, Halloween
Bob/Spencer Teen 370 words Slash. "Daddy! You're home! Look, I'm a superhero!" October 31, 2011.
Boots
Pete/Gabe/Mikey 100 words FRM Slash. They make Pete kneel, head on his forearms on the floor. Warning: d/s themes. March 11, 2011.
Brains of This Operation
Gabe/Nate/Victoria 500 words FRAO Het, slash. "You know," Nate says, "for being the brains of this operation, you're really kind of dumb." March 9, 2011.
Brendon and Spencer, Cooking
Brendon, Spencer FRC 150 words Gen. Spencer surveyed both the spread of an incredible number of things across the kitchen counters and Brendon in a mistletoe print apron. March 5, 2011.
Brothers
Tom, Max FRT 1200 words Gen. Tom's been out with Danielle a couple of times, movies with bunches of friends where they held hands in the darkness of the theater, dinner once, when she invites him over for dinner with her family. Warnings: One instance of homophobic/gender policing language. Story about a trans character where the main character is a cisgendered straight man. March 27, 2011.
Bruises on the Skin and Clothes on the Floor
Mike/William, Mike/Victoria, Mike/William/Victoria FRAO 1000 words Het, slash. "I can't believe you're actually jealous of Victoria," Mike laughs ten minutes later when Bill has him pressed up against the wall of the empty for the moment dressing room. September 19, 2010.
But He Feels Better
Gabe/William FRC 370 words Slash. He wants his own bed, a wardrobe of more than three shirts, and a regular sized refrigerator. August 3, 2009.
Changes His Coat, Not His Disposition
Tom/Sean FRT 450 words Slash. Sean blinks, because there's a motherfucking wolf sitting where Tom just was. October 24, 2010.
Choice
girl!Pete/Mike FRM 500 words Het. "Patrick," she says, "I'm going to have a baby." Sequel to Want It Anyway. Warnings: Angst, discussion of abortion, men trying to dictate a woman's reproductive choices, yelling and insults. March 28, 2011.
Clothes Make the Man
Gabe FRT 250 words Gen. The clothes, actually, could be easily explained with either some kind of challenging gender norms bullshit or just putting on the Gabe Saporta bravado and blustering his way through it. Warning: Crossdressing. March 14, 2011.
Cobra GSF Subset (Gabe/Nate/Victoria) Cuddling
Gabe/Nate/Victoria FRT 330 words Het, slash. Victoria was having a bad day. She had cramps bad enough that it felt like her whole body was one big knot of tension, and she was desperately homesick. Tylenol and a hot bath had done only so much to make it better. December 6, 2009.
Cobras Only
Cobra Starship girl!GSF FRAO 1700 words Femslash. It starts on Warped. Well, actually it starts when Nat moves into Gabi's basement, or maybe when Gabi meets Ryla and Alex and asks them to join her band, but they don't actually do anything until Warped, because, despite popular opinion, Gabi doesn't actually fuck anything on two legs. August 12, 2009.
Coming Out
Brendon FRT 800 words Gen. Brendon wants to come out. September 16, 2009.
Date Night
Gabe/girl!William FRAO 1300 words Het. They don't get enough time together, with both of them on tour, and usually they spend what time they do have in bed. But sometimes, sometimes Gabe gets it into his head that he needs to treat her like a lady, and that's when they get dressed up and both of them stand taller for knowing what a stunning couple they make. September 7, 2009.
Down, Down, Quiet
Pete/Bebe FRM 1700 words Het. Pete's whole body floods with relief. She's going to do it for him, and she'll be good at it - maybe just okay at first, but she has what it takes to be really damn good at it. Warning/Enticement: Nonsexual kink of the bondage/control/light hair pulling variety. June 19, 2011.
Drumsticks and a Black Hoodie
Mike/girl!Bob, FRT, 860 words Het. Bobby orders a short stack and a cup of coffee, which she drinks black. Mike can respect that. October 4, 2010.
Eleven Times Andy Wore Matt's Hoodie
Andy/Matt FRT 900 words Slash. The first time is an accident. August 22, 2009.
Empires Cuddling
FRT 375 words Gen. Sean is not asleep. December 28, 2010.
Even
Gabe Saporta/Demi Lovato Teen 160 words Het. When Gabe says, i'll fix it, Demi appreciates it, but she knows he has to be mostly joking. It's not like they're that close, or that he can really do anything about it. March 1, 2012.
Family Portrait
Tom/Sean Mature 2500 words Slash. No one's quite sure where Tom and Sean got the baby, and they're not telling. But now they cart around the baby and a diaper bag in addition to guitars and American Apparel hoodies, tour plans include figuring out the babysitting, and Sean's newest song includes a reference to the softness of a baby's skull. March 2, 2012.
Fighting For Part 1 Part 2
Gabe/William (background Travis/Maja, Mike Carden/Kevin Jonas, Pete/Ashlee) FRAO 20,000 words Slash. William was on the run from the Association when Gabe pulled him out of the battle and into Cobra Camp. August 26, 2009.
Writing Without a Plot, Sex Scenes, Gender Politics, and More ("Fighting For" Commentary Track)
Five People Gabe Saporta Kissed
Gabe/William, Gabe/Victoria, Gabe/Pete, Gabe/Mikey, Gabe/Spencer FRT 200 words Het, slash. Five people Gabe Saporta kissed. August 7, 2010.
Five Romance Novel Beginnings Gabe and William Never Had
Gabe/William FRT 3500 words Slash. Five romance novel beginnings Gabe and William never had. June 15, 2009.
DVD Extras: Alternate Scenes from "Five Romance Novel Beginnings Gabe and William Never Had"
Gabe/William FRT 750 words Slash. Outtakes from "Five Romance Novel Beginnings Gabe and William Never Had." This may make more sense if you read that first. June 15, 2009.
Five Times Gabe Saporta Had Kinky Sex
Gabe/Bianca, Gabe/Victoria, Gabe/Pete, Gabe/Travis, Gabe/William 600 words Het, slash. Five times Gabe Saporta had kinky sex. June 12, 2010.
Fuck City Boywives AU
Fuck City GSF FRAO 1700 words Slash. Never finished fic. Matt has no idea what he's supposed to do. He's been friends with Hurley for years, but now he's married to the guy, and his foot is broken, and he's stuck in Hurley's house, which is now his house too, while Hurley's off on tour. He does know what the actual duties of a boywife are, but Hurley's not even there, so it's not like he can perform them anyway. December 11, 2010.
Fuck City GSF-ish Bedsharing Snippet
Fuck City GSF FRT 280 words. Slash. Never-finished fic. Andy's nose was cold when he woke up. December 8, 2009.
Gabe/Nate/Victoria College AU
Gabe/Nate/Victoria FRT 250 words Het, slash. Never-finished fic. Victoria pokes at Gabe's leg with the toe of her shoe. "Want to stay? Nate's going to do something about dinner in a minute." August 18, 2010.
Gabe rescues Pete, in space
FRT 350 words. Gen. Never-finished fic. Gabe rescues Pete, in space. Warning: Slavery and mention of a past suicide attempt. August 5, 2010.
Gabe/Victoria Onstage Shenanigans
Gabe/Victoria 300 words Het. Never finished fic. The first week of this tour, Gabe catches her hand at the end of it and brushes a kiss across her knuckles before he struts back to the center of the stage. December 3, 2010.
Gabe/William College AU
Gabe/William FRT 1100 words Slash. Never-finished fic. Gabe groaned. "The Gap? What hive of corporate villainy are you dragging me into?" December 6, 2009.
Gabe/William Stepbrothers Plot Bunny + Ficcish Outline
Gabe/William FRT 1700 words Slash. You know what the world needs? A story where Gabe's dad marries William's mom, and there are wacky hijinks and eventually true love. (Actual ficcish outline light on wacky hijinks, slightly heavier on true love.) June 14, 2009.
Gen Spencer POV Snippet
Spencer FRT 575 words Gen. Never-finished fic. Spencer frowns down at his phone. December 12, 2009.
Girl!Andy
Andy/Matt FRT 500 words Het, gen. Andi is the only girl in a house full of boys. February 10, 2010.
Girl!Matt
Andy/Girl!Matt FRM 370 words Het. "Actually," and she grins at them, "I want to have Hurley's baby." March 13, 2010.
Girl!Mike/Kevin College AU
Mike/Kevin, Mike/Gabe, Tom/Mike FRT 1300 words Het. Never finished fic. The rest of the story is about how Mike doesn't date so much as just sleep with people, so Kevin treating her like a girl is weird. December 15, 2010.
girl!Mike/girl!Kevin High School AU
Mike/Kevin FRT 960 words Slash. Kevin's a nice girl. Mike plays aggressive field hockey. February 20, 2010.
girl!Tom/Mike High School Breakup
girl!Tom/Mike FRT Het. Mike and Tom break up for the third time - "This year," Danielle says - just before Christmas break. March 24, 2011.
girl!Tom/werewolf!Sean
Tom/Sean FRT 300 words Het. Once he spots her, it's easy enough to see what's making her freak out. December 31, 2010.
girl!Tom/werewolf!Sean 2
Tom/Sean FRT 840 words Het. On the full moon after they run into Mike and Bill, Sean can't settle. January 2, 2011.
Glowing at the Camera
Pete/girl!Patrick, Andy Matt FRAO 1400 words Het, slash. Andy and Matt run an erotica/fetish photography studio. Pete gets Trish (they're not together) a session with them because he thinks she needs to build up her confidence. April 9, 2011.
Going the Same Place
Mike/Gabe FRT 230 words Slash. "We're going the same place. We can give you a ride." January 2, 2011.
A Good Dude
Pete/Ashlee, Jessica/f FRT 1000 words Het, slash. Pete tries to set Jessica up with a good dude. August 1, 2010.
A Great Idea
girl!Andy/Matt FRAO 4000 words Het. Andi and Matt slept together once. Andi thinks they should do it again. She just has to get Matt to agree. September 30, 2010.
How do you feel about Portland?
Bronx/Evie Teen 1500 words Het. The thing about your dad being Pete Wentz is that there isn't a whole lot you can do to rebel. Bronx doesn't really want to rebel that much anyway - his parents are pretty cool, even if they still sometimes snipe at each other - but it would be nice to have the option, you know? So when Evie Beckett, who he kind of knows but not that well, calls him up and says, "Want to elope to Vegas on your eighteenth birthday?" he says, "Yes," and starts planning how to get out of the house without anyone noticing. March 4, 2012.
Hurt Me
Mike/Sisky FRAO 700 words Slash. After Adam ends up with stitches, Bill puts his foot down and says, "You two need some rules." Warnings: Kink/rough sex. December 9, 2010.
I Love You Only
William/Courtney FRAO 900 words Het. It can't be official. They can't have a marriage certificate. They won't be able to claim each other on taxes or health insurance when (if) one of them gets a steady job. But Courtney's driver's license already says Beckett and it'll keep people from asking questions. It gives them a story: fell in love, married young, starting a new life together. Warnings: Incest, non-celebrity sibling as a main character, someone finding out about the incest. August 19, 2011.
In Every Way Possible
girl!Tom/Sean FRM 300 words Slash. They get married in the park on a sunny afternoon during the new moon. Sequel to New Moon Bound. March 26, 2011.
Johnson/m + Crossdressing
Johnson/m FRAO 1000 words Slash. Never finished fic. There's something Alex likes about the way he looks the first time he cuts his hair. It's softer, somehow. He barely dares to think pretty. December 7, 2010.
Just Right
Pete/Andy FRM 750 words Slash. That's the real reason Pete's here, a late-night conversation he remembers in crystal clarity, from when they were both vegan straight edge. Warnings: Kink - d/s, non-explicit pain. March 29, 2011.
Keep the Beat
Brendon/Spencer FRT 300 words Slash. Never-finished fic. Spencer keeps the beat. December 18, 2009.
Kindergarten Teacher!Andy/Cop!Matt
Andy/Matt FRT 1000 words Slash. Andy's trying not to diss this little girl's uncle because he doesn't want to make his kids cry, but seriously, this dude is a fucking cop. (Even if he is totally hot. Even if Pete wanders by the door taking his third graders somewhere and does a double take and then gives Andy a thumbs up.) September 27, 2010.
Leaving Skins Behind
Gabe/Gerard, Gabe/m FRT 300 words Slash. Gabe meets Mikey first. Later he figures out that everyone meets Mikey first. October 31, 2010.
Let's Take A Drive
Nick/Tyson FRC 150 words Slash. "Throw Dexter in the car and come get me," Tyson demands when he calls. March 1, 2011.
Like a Puppy
Bebe, Gabe FRC 400 words Gen. Gabe laughs again. "This isn't some Jersey boy speech. I spent most of my childhood in New York anyway. This is the how to deal with Pete speech." June 12, 2011.
Mike/Bill, Watermelon
Mike/William FRT 130 words Slash. Bill wanders in from wherever he was and whatever he was doing and looms over Mike. "What are you doing?" August 18, 2010.
Mike/Gabe Kink Setup
Mike/Gabe FRM 130 words Slash. Never-finished fic. He can feel someone watching him. His guess is Bill, or maybe Tom because he's weird like that, but when he turns to glance over his shoulder, it's Mike who has a steady eye on him. August 5, 2010.
Mike and Greta fight space pirates
Mike/Greta FRT 400 words Het. Mike and Greta fight space pirates. August 1, 2010.
Mike Joins the JoBros
FRT 1500 words Gen. Never-finished fic. A week later, Mike is officially a member of the Jonas Brothers' band. August 26, 2010.
Mike/Kevin Circus AU
Mike/Kevin FRT 2100 words Slash. Never finished fic. Mike weighed the joy he would get out of sharing his music with someone against the potential trouble that could come from doing anything with one of the Jonases. Warning: Past death of Mike's family. March 10, 2011.
Mike/Kevin (with background Joe/Demi) High School Teachers AU Not!Fic
Mike/Kevin, Joe/Demi FRT 1200 words Slash, het. Carden teaches band and Kevin teaches biology. Kevin's brother Nick is this successful musician and Kevin arranges for him to come guest lecture for Carden's band kids. October 26, 2009.
Mike/Kevin in Chicago
Mike/Kevin FRT 100 words Slash. Never-finished fic. Mike hears about it; of course he does. December 20, 2009.
Mike/Kevin Street Kid AU Mike/Kevin FRT 1300 words Slash. Never-finished fic. The soup kitchen is Bill's idea. March 3, 2011.
Mike/Kevin Wingfic
Mike/Kevin FRC 100 words Slash. Never finished fic. So the wings are cool. March 22, 2011.
More Interesting
Bebe/William FRT 800 words Het. Bill doesn't particularly want to be dragged either, but Bebe has a force of personality he doesn't want to fight now that he's stuck at the club. July 4, 2011.
A Most True and Unsettling Affection
Mike/Kevin FRT 3000 words Slash. Never finished fic. "What you need," Pete said, tossing a card onto the table, "is a husband with an income." March 18, 2011.
Must Seem So Strange
Mike/Kevin FRM 28,000 words Slash. Never finished fic. Mike doesn't really know how these things happen to him. No, wait, he does. He can totally blame it on Bill. / Kevin doesn't really know how these things happen to him. It's possible he was a disobedient lemur in a past life and this is how the universe is letting him make amends. Or maybe there's like, some kind of quota for number of crazy things a person has to do in his life, and fate's just helping him along. But probably, probably it's just Joe's fault. October 29, 2010.
Naomi+Emma Improbable Coincidences
Michael/Naomi, Mike/Emma FRT 630 words Gen, het. Naomi meets Emma at the gym. April 29, 2010.
New Moon Bound
girl!Tom/Sean FRAO 3200 words Het. Sean sits on the arm of Tom's chair, on the side between her and them, putting him close to her and higher than both of them. He can't see her as well as if he'd taken the other side, but he's in a better position to protect her. She's pack. (And just that, only pack, he keeps trying to make his wolf understand.) March 20, 2011
New York to L.A.
Gabe/Bebe FRM 3000 words Het. Gabe flings an arm around Bebe's shoulders to forestall the argument he can see coming. "Come have dinner with me," he says. "Don't make me beg. It's not a pretty sight." November 28, 2010.
Nick Scimeca, Hipster (Who Doesn't Know He's) In Love
Nick/De'Mar FRM 750 words Slash. The whole thing is Pete's fault. Because Nick's just chillin' at work one day, idly googling his friends, and there's a picture of Pete at some thing with the Jonas Brothers, and Nick cannot get over the way one of them is dressed. August 9, 2010.
Nothing Different
Mike/Kevin FRAO 600 words Slash. It is actually a new scarf, one Mike brought him last night, shoved at him with a grin. It has a repeating pattern of koalas inside a eucalyptus branch border. Mike had been in Australia again. September 26, 2009.
Notice
Mike/Emma, Evie FRT 1200 words. Gen, het. The last thing Mike's expecting when someone knocks on his door at eight-thirty on a Tuesday night is Evie Beckett. April 30, 2010.
No Trades
Mike/William FRT 750 words Slash. Victoria didn't stop laughing. "You like Bill." She dragged out every vowel sound. September 29, 2010.
Not Your Girl
Tom/girl!Mike FRT 700 words Het. Mike knows Tom Conrad from around school and shows and stuff. He's kind of hot. She'd consider hooking up with him, except he and Bill have some kind of dude conflict thing going on and she's not getting anywhere near that. March 23, 2011.
Now You're Not
Bob/Patrick FRM 200 words Slash. Bob ignored him. He'd heard Patrick playing the same melody the same way fifteen times in the last two days. Warnings: Kink - d/s, implied breathplay and orgasm denial. March 17, 2011.
Oatmeal Raisin
Mike/Kevin FRC 275 words Slash. "Mike," Kevin calls, "why is there butter on the counter?" January 1, 2011.
Our Door Is Always Open To You
Mike/Kevin/Danielle FRM 1000 words Slash, het. Never finished fic. They're at a party, and Kevin looks over to see Dani talking to a man he doesn't know. It hurts more than he expected to see her laughing with someone else. She waves him over and introduces him to Mike. December 29, 2010.
Paranoid
Mike/Kevin FRT 700 words Slash. "He's a Jonas brother. Jonas Brothers. Disney." Mike sighs heavily. His band is useless. "I knocked up one of Disney's biggest moneymakers." November 18, 2009.
Permission
Matt/girl!Andy FRM 740 words Het. "You always have permission to touch me." Warning: Could be triggering (some guy grabs Andi; she kicks his ass). February 28, 2010.
Pete and Bebe, werewolves
Pete, Bebe Teen 220 words Gen. Bebe was born a wolf. It was different in ways Pete couldn't ever understand no matter how many times he asked her about it. October 31, 2011.
Pete and Patrick Meet at Yoga
Pete/Patrick FRC 200 words Slash. Never-finished fic. Patrick realizes when he's halfway to his car that he left his hoodie in the studio. He lets out a resigned sigh and turns back to get it. August 18, 2010.
Pete/Patrick Reunion Show
Pete/Patrick FRT 1500 words Slash. Never-finished fic. So the thing is that Pete hasn't really played bass in years. December 10, 2009.
Pete/Patrick Secret Tattoo
Pete/Patrick FRT 190 words Slash. Never-finished fic. Pete can't stop thinking about it. December 30, 2009.
Post-split girl!Brendon/Spencer
Brendon/Spencer FRT 270 words Het. She cries so much she makes herself sick. February 20, 2010.
Pretty Fucking Good
Andy/Matt/Renee FRAO 2900 words Slash, het. Matt's life is pretty fucking good. November 17, 2009.
Provide His Own Alcohol
Pete, William, Bronx FRC 750 words Gen. Bill takes matters into his own hands. He buys his own bottle of vodka with some juice for mixing and giving to Bronx, leaves Mike to have an evening alone with Emma, and shows up on Pete's doorstep instead. May 30, 2011.
Pull Out My Soul
Tom/Sean FRAO 900 words Slash. The first time Sean ties Tom up, Tom can't stop laughing. Warnings: Bondage, d/s. Although I've been assured this is adorable, I consider the consent to be somewhat uninformed. December 5, 2010.
Quiet Time
Gabe/Victoria FRT 200 words Het. Gabe's voice sounded terrible and he reached toward her. October 9, 2010.
Rebound
Pete Wentz/Selena Gomez 250 words FRT Het. Selena Gomez is the bitchiest diva Pete's ever met. March 7, 2011.
The Responsible One
Spencer, Brendon/Cash, Cash/Singer FRT 1100 words Slash. Something catches Cash's attention enough that he turns his head, and Spencer thinks, Shit. Oh, shit. July 16, 2009.
Right Back Where We Started From
Mike/William FRAO 600 words Slash. Bill's hands, completely without his brain's permission, ball up into fists. That gets Mike's lips to twist into a sneer. Warnings: Violence, unhappy ending. March 16, 2011.
Ringing In
Patrick/Mixon 630 words FRAO Slash. Patrick can't help but compare Matt to Pete. December 27, 2009.
Rose Daughter
Gabe, Victoria 1000 words FRT Gen. Getting Victoria is a relief because she fits in, but it's also weird because no one seems to know her story. Warning: This story involves the death of a child. It's off-screen and pre-story, but it is the central plot point. May 2, 2010.
Saw You on the Internet
Gabe, Bebe 50 words FRT Gen. Someone pushes a tumbler into Bebe's hand. "You give good attitude." March 2, 2011.
Scuffle
Pete/Patrick 120 words FRM Slash. The ensuing scuffle knocks most of the cushions off the couch, overturns the coffee table, and ends with Pete's knee digging into his back. Warnings: Mild consensual violence, mention of Patrick's weight loss. March 6, 2011.
Seek and Ye Shall Find
Gabe/William 2000 words FRT Slash. With anyone else, the Academy being three days late wouldn't mean much, but William would never miss a rendezvous with Travie. He fucking loves that guy. If Travie were anyone but who he is, Gabe would have to hate him for it. September 15, 2010.
Show You A Good Time
Cash/Singer FRAO 1700 words Slash, het. Singer turns into a girl. A very horny girl. Cash helps him out. August 12, 2009.
Six People Victoria Hooked Up With On Tour
Victoria/Various FRM 200 words Het, slash. Six people Victoria hooked up with on tour. March 4, 2011.
Smooth
Mike/Sisky 500 words FRT Slash. "Mike can help you," Bill says. "He used to shave his legs in high school." March 8, 2011.
Someone to Grow Old With
Mike/William FRM 5000 words Slash. He wanted kids, plural, but Bill and Evie will be enough, will be something he's wanted for longer than he can think about. Warning: Christine and Genevieve are main characters in this story. December 31, 2010.
Someone Who Can Keep A Beat
Brendon/Patrick FRAO 800 words Slash. The tables have brass numbers attached to the edges. It makes meeting people easier, and provides direction for subs who aren't allowed to look up. When he gets to nineteen, Patrick slides the soda in front of Brendon and sits down across from him. Warnings: Kink (hitting with a flogger), mention of Patrick's weight loss. March 12, 2011.
Spencer Breaks Dishes
FRT 300 words Gen. Spencer takes a picture of his kitchen floor filled with the debris of pretty much every cup and plate he owns. He uploads it and then carefully types @brendonuriesays in the box where a message goes. He's about to post, but then he stops, adds @thisisryanross @iamjonwalker, and then posts. August 18, 2010.
Spencer Smith/Joe Jonas d/s snippet
Spencer Smith/Joe Jonas FRM 160 words Slash. Never finished fic. They meet at a party. December 4, 2009.
Spring Fever
Cobra Starship GSF FRAO 1200 words Het, slash. "All we really need is the five of us, some streamers and booze. We've got three DJs between us." July 15, 2010.
Sweet As Love
Bob/Spencer FRAO 5000 words Slash. They've been working there for a couple of weeks when Bob walks into his office and finds Spencer leaning over his desk. All Bob can do for a moment is stare. Spencer has an ass. He wants to push Spencer farther over the desk so he can get a better view, and maybe do something about it. March 30, 2011
Take Me Now
Tom/Sean FRAO 1400 words Slash. Tom has a collar. Warning/Enticement: Kink of the collar and d/s variety. September 5, 2011.
The Task At Hand
Leighton/Victoria Adult 59000 words Slash. NYPD Vice Detectives Leighton Meester and Victoria Asher go undercover in Gabe Saporta's underground club with the aim of gathering enough evidence to put Saporta away for good. Leighton and Victoria are used to undercover work, but this is a longer operation than usual, and they aren't used to being apart. A "Good Girls Go Bad" video AU. December 15, 2011.
Tear Down the Universe
Brendon/Spencer FRT 275 words Slash. "Do you think anyone would notice if we went missing?" December 30, 2010.
Terrible Parents
Mike/William FRT 200 words Slash. Bill rests his hand on the fluffy mass of Adam's hair. "That we're responsible for Adam now." There's something uneasy in his face when he says, brightly, "Congratulations! It's a boy!" September 24, 2010.
Three Days Home
Matt/Renee, Andy/Matt/Renee FRAO 2200 words Slash, het. Andy gets home from tour. October 7, 2009.
Three Notes
Mike/Kevin FRC 200 words Slash. Never-finished fic. It wasn't a song yet. It was barely even three notes strung together. March 13, 2011.
Throwing Sparks
Mike/Greta FRM 900 words Het. She would have left earlier, but she had to suffer through weeks of intensive sessions with the mindhealers before she could convince them she'd accepted Mike's death. Warnings: Implied evil institutions, mention of past forced pregnancy/abortion, presumed (but not actual) death, angst. February 20, 2011.
Tick Tock
Gabe/William FRT 300 words Slash. The not-so-wacky adventures of Gabe and Bronx. June 15, 2009.
Trainwreck
Gabe/William FRT 175 words Slash. Never-finished fic. Gabe Saporta is a trainwreck. December 22, 2009.
Untitled
Brendon, Shane FRT 350 words Gen. The day Shane turns into an eight-year-old starts out like any other day. Well, okay, it's Halloween, so maybe not quite like any other day, but Brendon gets up and feeds the dogs and starts the coffee like any other day. October 31, 2009.
Want It Anyway
girl!Pete/Mike FRM 900 words Het. "Jesus," Patrick mutters when they have to stop for the third time so Peyton can heave up whatever's left of her insides. "What the fuck were you drinking last night? I thought you were edge again." Warnings: Angst, mentions of abortion and attempted suicide by a parent. March 19, 2011.
We Hang Out On Fridays
Mike/Kevin FRT 1200 words Slash. The next thing Mike knows, he's been hanging out with Kevin for half an hour and they're exchanging numbers before Kevin's brothers drag him away. October 9, 2009.
Wedding Bells Are Gonna Chime
Mike/Courtney, William/Christine Teen 450 words Het. Courtney grins and holds up the back of her hand to the camera. Bill doesn't see what she wants him to until she says, "We got married!" October 15, 2011.
Well Met
Nate/Mikey FRM 3000 words Slash. Nate meets a lot of people at Gabe's annual last Saturday before school blowout. January 12, 2011.
What Brings Us Together Today
Max/Ryan FRC 475 words Slash. Ryan laughed, too loud for how Max felt. "No, come on. Your sister would kick my ass. It's chicken soup." March 21, 2011.
When She Means It
Gabe/Victoria FRT 680 words Het. Five times Victoria kissed Gabe, in space. November 18, 2010.
When The Morning Comes
unrequited Brendon/Spencer FRT 690 words Slash. In which Brendon gets married, Spencer angsts, and Ryan is still Spencer's best friend. Warnings for angst and the Panic divorce. October 23, 2010.
William rescues sex slave Mike, in space
Mike/William FRT 900 words Slash. William rescues sex slave Mike, in space. July 31, 2010.
With This Ring
Mike/Kevin FRM 2000 words Slash. True love waits. December 3, 2009.
Works Both Ways
Brendon/Spencer FRM 1200 words Slash. "The mate bond works both ways." Mark seems to realize that no one knows what to say to that, and he looks over at Spencer. "Are we not supposed to say anything about that?" October 30, 2010.
You Can't Kiss A Movie
Gabe/Victoria (background Mike Carden/Greta Salpeter, Cassadee Pope/Selena Gomez) FRT 25,000 words. Het. Two years ago, director Victoria Asher made her first feature film - and fell in love with her star, Gabe Saporta. She thought he loved her too, but then he slept with his costar. Now she has a new script, and she knows that Gabe would be the perfect person to star in it. No one, not even Victoria, thinks this is a particularly good idea, but she knows they can make an amazing movie together. In truth, Victoria never stopped loving Gabe, but can she learn to trust him again? June 16, 2010.
You Could Hide
Gabe/Bebe/Pete FRT 600 words Het, slash. Pete's shout ripping his throat apart wakes him up. He twists away from them, away from the claws and the skin and the sheets. July 4, 2011.
You Have My Heart (in your hands)
Gabe/Victoria FRAO 37,000 words Het. Victoria finds out her boyfriend's cheating on her. Then she finds out she's pregnant. Cobras are never alone, and Gabe's there every step of the way. November 26, 2009.
Your Breathing On and On
Tom/Sean FRT 750 words Slash. Sean stops thinking about it. Touching Tom becomes his default. February 12, 2011.
Sets and Series
Corset Variations
Cobra Help Us All (Corset Variation 1)
Gabe/Spencer FRAO 640 words Slash. "You'll blow me," Spencer says, "but I'm not wearing the corset." September 28, 2009.
Pulling On The Laces (Corset Variation 2)
Gabe/Spencer FRAO 840 words Slash. "Tell me if it's too much," he says, and then he's pulling on the laces. He starts at the top, and every tug cages Spencer's body a little more and makes it a little harder to breathe. September 28, 2009.
Gabe/Victoria/Bebe Trilogy
Going Steady
Gabe/Victoria/Bebe FRAO 1800 words Het, slash. Victoria leans in close to murmur, "Threesome." She squeezes Bebe's wrist again. "Think about it." She gets up and leads Gabe back across the yard. November 20, 2010.
Knocked Up
Gabe/Victoria/Bebe FRT 1000 words Het, slash. Victoria realizes when she's leaving a message for Bebe that she hasn't actually talked to her in three days. Warning: Discussion of abortion. March 25, 2011.
Homecoming
Gabe/Victoria/Bebe FRAO 1200 words Het, slash. Gabe and Victoria's first night home from tour. September 3, 2011.