Miscellany: Self-promotion, a river in Egypt, some advice, and more lo-trips.

[rsadelle]

Self-promotion. I'm in complete denial about this. I'm not in denial that I wrote it. I'm in denial that it is what it is. I keep thinking to myself, "It's not really NSync slash," but that's not really true. I need to find some way to deal with the fact that it is simultaneously NSync slash and something I wrote. More than that, I have to deal with the fact that I actually like it. It's not quite as "See JC. See JC suck cock. Suck, JC, suck" as I wanted it to be, but I'm still rather pleased with it.

I think part of what's helping my denial along is that it feels very "any two guys" to me. The only character in it who feels real to me is Christina. Britney's sort of real, although that's probably just because I like the idea of a drugged-out Britney. JC and Justin are just the guys who are friends that the story hinges around, but since I don't really know anything about JC and Justin, they could be any two guys who've been friends since childhood.

A river in Egypt. Speaking of Egypt and things that are on crack, Herodotus had a strange idea of what the Nile looked like.

Advice. Save a sheep, shag Russell.

Lo-trips 1. Viggo doesn't need to be so serious all the time. What does this have to do with you, me, and our time together? I need some cheesy, gay porn, hand job lines for a scene I keep thinking about. Leave your suggestions here.

Lo-trips 2. I thought I was done with the Jedi lo-trips, but my brain keeps telling me I have some loose ends. And it's trying to suggest Henry/Liv. I agree that there are loose ends, but I'm not so sure about the Henry/Liv.

Lo-trips 3. Henry's getting married, both in my head and on the small piece of paper I wrote on at work today. Unbeknownst to Viggo, Henry and Orlando have kept in touch over the years. Viggo and Orlando have not.

Where is Viggo's house? Is it really on the beach? Would he have a beach house by the time Henry's old enough to get married? Would the wedding be close enough to Viggo's house but far enough away from Orlando's that it would make sense for Viggo to invite Orlando to stay with him?

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[forkstab.livejournal.com]

Where is Viggo's house? Is it really on the beach? Would he have a beach house by the time Henry's old enough to get married? Would the wedding be close enough to Viggo's house but far enough away from Orlando's that it would make sense for Viggo to invite Orlando to stay with him?

*blinks*
*gets general gist of paragraph*

Most recent interviews tell us Viggo no longer lives in Venice Beach & that he is building a new house in Idaho where he'll probably be keeping the horse he purchased in New Zealand.

So my answers would be:
a) No, not anymore.
b) Since this is in the future and therefore can be decided by complete speculation, i would say yes, by the time Harry gets married it is highly probable Viggo would have a beach house again :)
c) Why yes, naturally. Because Orlando hates plush, overdone hotels, and of course it would just make logical, practical, sense for Viggo to do a favour for an old friend.

[rsadelle]

Hmm. Or, since Viggo lives in Idaho and doesn't spend much time in the LA area anymore, he's the one staying at a hotel and Orlando invites him to come stay at his very nice if not quite on the beach house. Or maybe Orlando's rich enough by then to have a place on the beach.