Never-Finished Fic: Eroica, Klaus/f, Klaus/Dorian

Today's theme is Eroica, and since it's a fairly recent thing for me, some of them are just as-yet-unposted snippets rather than actual fic I thought I might do more with.

These are in increasing order of Klaus/Dorian-ness. (Sort of. I debated with myself about the order of some of them. This, for instance, was eventually going to be more Klaus/Dorian than the next thing I'm posting, although it might not look that way from the outside.)

( Wife and child. )

Snippet: Six Billion (Eroica, sort of Klaus/Dorian)

( There are six billion people on this planet. )

Never-Finished Fic: Details (Eroica, Klaus/Dorian)

( Details )

Never-Finished Fic: Eroica Undercover BDSM, Klaus/Dorian

I think I wrote most of this in comments or an email somewhere. My notes at the top of it say, "Invert the whole thing--make D sneaky and manipulative--not an amateur, but playing one--underscores the implied criticism."

( Undercover BDSM )

Snippet: Not Someone. You. (Eroica, Klaus/Dorian)

( The file name is dkmelodrama.txt, but it's not really that melodramatic. )

Snippet: When did we get old? (Eroica, Klaus/Dorian)

This is the last one for today, and for this year! I hope you've enjoyed something out of this set of unfinished fic, or at least not minded it cluttering up your friends list too much.

( Then again, every day seemed to be a trying day, these days. )

For once, I actually saw a movie trailer on TV, but that's not why this is funny.

(This bit of rambling brought to you by 60% cocoa and indecision.) So I started writing this as an email, and then couldn't decide if it should go to fuseji, j_crew_guy, schuyler, or amatia, so you all get to read it instead. With more links.

I just saw an ad for In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale. I said, "Hey, it's that guy!" (I did actually correctly identify Jason Statham) and then had to look at IMDb to see what the hell it was (because the "A Dungeon Siege Tale" tag made me think it had to be some kind of franchise sort of thing). I cracked up when I got to the user comments teaser, which says, "It's great! it's incredible! It's Uwe Boll!!" Now I know my instinct that it won't be any good must be right!

(Huh. And Kristanna Loken. Rashel of Unmata [or here if you want to watch her move and see what is probably my favorite belly dance video on YouTube, even if it doesn't go to the end of the song] always reminds me of Kristanna Loken in T3, but now that I look at Kristanna Loken pictures, she doesn't look anything like her. I always think it's because her look's a little butch and a little German, but Kristanna Loken's not that butch.)