For once, I actually saw a movie trailer on TV, but that's not why this is funny.

[rsadelle]

(This bit of rambling brought to you by 60% cocoa and indecision.) So I started writing this as an email, and then couldn't decide if it should go to fuseji, j_crew_guy, schuyler, or amatia, so you all get to read it instead. With more links.

I just saw an ad for In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale. I said, "Hey, it's that guy!" (I did actually correctly identify Jason Statham) and then had to look at IMDb to see what the hell it was (because the "A Dungeon Siege Tale" tag made me think it had to be some kind of franchise sort of thing). I cracked up when I got to the user comments teaser, which says, "It's great! it's incredible! It's Uwe Boll!!" Now I know my instinct that it won't be any good must be right!

(Huh. And Kristanna Loken. Rashel of Unmata [or here if you want to watch her move and see what is probably my favorite belly dance video on YouTube, even if it doesn't go to the end of the song] always reminds me of Kristanna Loken in T3, but now that I look at Kristanna Loken pictures, she doesn't look anything like her. I always think it's because her look's a little butch and a little German, but Kristanna Loken's not that butch.)

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[meacoustic.livejournal.com]

I, too, correctly identified Jason Statham, and also Ray Liotta. That part was accompanied by "why the hell is Ray Liotta in this movie?".

[rsadelle]

Why the hell would anyone be in a movie directed by Uwe Boll? Even I know better than that!