In Which Bandom Reminds Me I'm A Lesbian
Jun. 13th, 2009 07:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rsadelleFirst of all, even though I often find William Beckett and Gabe Saporta hot, the hottest boy in bandom is hot baby dyke Spencer Smith (that last one is less dykey and more just because it's one of my favorite Spencer pictures). One Spencer picspam I ran across had the comment, "Patrick Stump made me straight, and Spencer Smith turned me into a lesbian again."
Before that, though, I was reading fic, and I kept coming across things where Ryan Ross has a big cock. I asked![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
schuyler if there was a canon basis for that or if it's a fanon thing that grew. She said that the canon basis for it is that Ryan, despite wearing girl jeans, apparently hasn't learned to tuck, and that Jon said, suggestively, in a making of the "Nine in the Afternoon" video thing that Ryan has the biggest clock.
I remembered this a few days after our discussion and thought I'd go look at a picspam to see for myself. The Delicious ryanross+picspam tags led me toteainagarden's Bananapants picspam. I scrolled through it and thought two things:
Then I stumbled acrossquettaser's Salute to Crotches picspam. This time, even knowing that was the point of the picspam, what I notice most is not their hips, thighs, or crotches, but rather their faces. (Also, I find it hilarious that the actual pictures of Pete Wentz's naked crotch are no longer there and I had to google them.)
One of the pictures there and elsewhere is this one:
which Tom Conrad took of The Butcher and William Beckett. In at least one place, I saw it captioned with, "Why are the Butcher's pants undone?" This is a good question. One might also ask, "Whose bed is that?" or perhaps, "Is that a candid shot or did he pose them?" Of course, none of those are the questions I ask. No. My question, every time I look at it, is, "What is William reading?"
(And that's not even to mention how embarrassingly long I had to stare at June 5's Penny Arcade before I got the joke.)
Before that, though, I was reading fic, and I kept coming across things where Ryan Ross has a big cock. I asked
schuyler if there was a canon basis for that or if it's a fanon thing that grew. She said that the canon basis for it is that Ryan, despite wearing girl jeans, apparently hasn't learned to tuck, and that Jon said, suggestively, in a making of the "Nine in the Afternoon" video thing that Ryan has the biggest clock.I remembered this a few days after our discussion and thought I'd go look at a picspam to see for myself. The Delicious ryanross+picspam tags led me to
teainagarden's Bananapants picspam. I scrolled through it and thought two things:- If it weren't for the picspam pointing it out, I would never notice.
- In the pictures where he's wearing black pants, how can you tell? All the lines and shadows blend together.
Then I stumbled across
quettaser's Salute to Crotches picspam. This time, even knowing that was the point of the picspam, what I notice most is not their hips, thighs, or crotches, but rather their faces. (Also, I find it hilarious that the actual pictures of Pete Wentz's naked crotch are no longer there and I had to google them.)One of the pictures there and elsewhere is this one:
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which Tom Conrad took of The Butcher and William Beckett. In at least one place, I saw it captioned with, "Why are the Butcher's pants undone?" This is a good question. One might also ask, "Whose bed is that?" or perhaps, "Is that a candid shot or did he pose them?" Of course, none of those are the questions I ask. No. My question, every time I look at it, is, "What is William reading?"
(And that's not even to mention how embarrassingly long I had to stare at June 5's Penny Arcade before I got the joke.)
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Date: 2009-06-14 08:06 am (UTC)HA!!! I went there and looked at it again because you mentioned this, and I finally got it! I thought the joke was that their heads were too small, and I thought, "Well, I guess that's funny..."
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Date: 2009-06-14 02:12 pm (UTC)