Meme: Which of the following describe me best?

[rsadelle]

So I was going to make this a poll instead of making you pick and post your picks in the comments, which takes more work, but I discovered why people aren't doing it that way: there are 21 pairs, and LJ will only let you have 16 questions in a poll, which the FAQs say nothing about. Bad form, LJ, bad form.

Official meme instructions: Pick one word from each pair that you think describes me the best and comment with your choices. Then copy this and post it in your own journal to see how your friends view you.

(My answers about myself are in the comments, or will be in a moment, although I would, of course, prefer it if you reply first and read second, but I can't stop you from reading what I think first.)

• dominant or submissive
  
• logical or intuitive
  
• social or loner
  
• kinky or vanilla
  
• cute or sophisticated
  
• kitten or puppy
  
• warm flannel sheets or sleek satin
  
• leader or follower
  
• quiet or talkative
  
• spontaneous or planned
  
• teddy bear or porcelain doll
  
• hiking or window shopping
  
• tequila or vodka
  
• top or bottom
  
• bare foot or shoes
  
• jeans or slacks
  
• tender or rough
  
• aware or dreamy
  
• nerd or jock
  
• brains or brawn
  
• common sense or book smarts