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This is the last of my kink fic recs for this series, and this is the superstar to end all superstars. If you read only one story out of this series, read this one. Even if you don't read kink fic, read this one. Even if you don't read J2, read this one. It's not only my favorite of all of these recs, it's quite possibly my favorite piece of fan fic of all time.

The story is [livejournal.com profile] technosage's Break Loose Ranch series. The main story arc is J2; there's also some Chris/Steve, Chad/Steve, and Chris/Dave.

Break Loose Ranch is a half-AU in which Jensen became an actor while Jared has a ranch in Texas. They meet when Jared's right-hand man Chad drags him to a Kane show. It's not particularly kinky on the surface, but there's a beautiful d/s undertone to Jared and Jensen's relationship:
Jared splays his palm over his lower back, steadying. "Where's the lube, baby?"

Not, do you have any? Not, did you bring? Quiet, confident, knowing - because, whether he's saying it or not, Jensen is his, and he always carries slick for Jared. For them, so they can have each other wherever and whenever inspiration strikes, because Jared, fucking Prince Charming, won't take him without - not unless he's got time to lick him wide and wet.

"Jacket...pocket," he pants out, and Jared doesn't ask which. Right, always right. Jared's right-handed and so is he. Make things easy, easy for Jared.
But even if d/s isn't your thing, you should read this series because the language and the tone are so beautifully perfect:
In Jared's experience, you can tell a lot about a person from what they eat and how. Take Jared, he prefers flapjacks for breakfast, straight up, nothing fancy in them, just a golden brown batter with a hint of nut, real creamery butter with salt for just the right mix of flavors -- and a spill of thick maple syrup worth pushing a stack of pancakes around a plate to catch the last ever-loving drop of. He figures that says a lot about him, like he's a good 'ol boy, appreciates life's simple pleasures, but he wants what he wants and he'll go to some serious lengths to get it.

Now Jensen, on the other hand, well, Jensen eats about as pretty as he does everything else. Prefers waffles to pancakes, which don't make no never mind, like his mama always says. Jared's got batter for both in the fridge and about now, he'd make Jensen chicken cordon bleu if he asked for it. But when Jared sips his cinnamon-laced chicory blend and watches Jensen cut each bite two squares by two squares, bisecting the ribs of the waffle so the syrup won't run, now that's something worth noting. He figures it means Jensen's had plenty of rough times and takes his happiness where he finds it, always expecting it to run out on him. Not like Jared hadn't figured that out already, but somehow a stack of waffles eaten neat and tidy as you please kinda cements it.

Sunlight streams through the window, kissing Jensen's fresh-showered chest and biceps like Jared wishes he was. Fact is, Jensen looks good in his kitchen, damned good, like Jared could see every morning for forever and never get bored.
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Status updates I would have posted to a fannish Facebook over the past couple of days:
  • Ruth is looking at naked pictures of David Boreanaz's wife.

  • Ruth would like Chris and Steve to stop standing around and get in bed.

  • Ruth worries that her space AU needs a plot.

  • Ruth finds Dave and Jaime adorable, plus Dave's wearing Chris's shirt: http://www.jamd.com/image/g/3152108

  • Ruth's bracket says Dean, but her heart says Barney.
[livejournal.com profile] lakeeffectgirl suggested Twitter as a platform for this, but I think I need a specifically fannish thing. I did post my thoughts about 2009 Fandom Steel Cage Match March Madness (and you can watch the community for future years: [livejournal.com profile] f_march_madness) as Facebook status updates, but the other things, well, maybe not so appropriate for a venue where my audience includes such folks as my mother, my teenage cousins, and a handful of ex-coworkers.

I'm also skeptical about Twitter, which probably means I'll end up using it in the near future. Here's what bothers me most about it: I already have LJ and Facebook that I load and reload eighty bajillion times a day; do I really need one more such thing? I also don't have a cell phone, so updating via texting is not a feature that I would have much use for. To let you know how lame and old-school I really am: for the one person I am following on Twitter (Steve Carlson, because this has the potential to be both hilarious and awful, although so far it's mostly boring), I created an LJ feed for it ([livejournal.com profile] scarlsontwitter) so I can just read it on my friends page. (I would do this with the two other people I'd like to follow, but their Twitter feeds [updates? What's the proper terminology here?] are protected, so I can't.)
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Title: Sweet-Talking Mood
Author: Ruth Sadelle Alderson
Pairing: Christian Kane/David Boreanaz
Rating: FRAO
Disclaimer: This never happened. Fiction all the way.
Archiving: My webpage, anyone else should ask. Archived versions must retain all headers.
Summary: Chris has never been able to resist Dave when he's in a sweet-talking mood.
Author's Note: Thanks to Tesla for inspiration and encouragement and to Molly for read-through services.


Sweet-Talking Mood )
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By Way of Introduction
Did you know there's a porn version of MacBeth? Slashdot user slaker calls it "surprisingly, shockingly true to the play."

Porn 1: Harry Potter
This is a later scene from the have to get married and have a child Harry/Snape I have a few bits of. I'm having a minor Harry Potter renaissance, brought on not by the movie, but rather by "Not Fade Away," the Angel series finale.

Porn 1 )

Porn 2: CSI
This bit is from the hooker AU I keep writing bits of occasionally. The preceding scene is Greg and Grissom at breakfast with the whole team, where Greg flirts with Nick.

Porn 2 )

Porn 3: Mary Sue-ish Real People Het/Slash
There's no explanation for this one. Or at least not one I'm willing to admit to in public.

Porn 3 )

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