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Happy Halloween! I'm feeling very old-school right now, so here's an old-school fandom snippet for you:

"If we had a daughter," Jay said, "we wouldn't let her watch those things."

Next to him, Silent Bob nodded.

"It's just punishing girls for having sex. As lovers of pussy, we don't agree with that."

Silent Bob shook his head.

"Any daughter of ours wouldn't be watching that kind of shit. Besides, all that stuff about symbolic penetration. If you want penetration, we can give you penetration." He thrust his hips forward.

The woman standing in front of them pushed her glasses up her nose. "This is fascinating," she said. "Would you be interested in talking to me further? I could get a paper out of this."

"No fucking way," Jay said. "We're not letting you turn us into some fucking case study so you can get all the glory. You want to make something out of us, you pay us our likeness rights, right, lunchbox?"

Silent Bob nodded fervently.