Britney and Em sittin' in a tree...
Jan. 6th, 2001 11:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rsadelleNo ranting today. I had an idea for a fic, and I thought I might as well write it here since that's what everyone else does. While I would not jump off a cliff if everyone else did, I do have a LiveJournal because everyone else does, so it seems appropriate.
If you didn't know, some time ago, Eminem lost his lyrics notebook. He had to put out a plea for help in hope that someone, somewhere would find it and return it. This means he had to admit that his lyrics notebook has Britney Spears on the cover. So my idea: Britney hears about it and pays a little visit to Em.
"So," she says, leaning in his doorway, "you're not as antagonistic as you seem."
He's packing, or, more likely, unpacking, and she startles him. "What the fuck are you doing here?"
She shrugs and comes into the room. "I heard about your notebook and thought I'd come see how you're doing."
He huddles in on himself defensively. "I'm fine."
She picks a shirt up off a chair and tosses it on the floor, clearing herself a place to sit. She sits sideways, throwing her legs over one arm of the chair, showing herself off. "Sure you are. All your creative input lost, and you have to admit to the world that your lyrics notebook has my picture on the cover." She examines one nail. "That's got to be a blow to your image."
That's all I've got thus far, and that's more than I thought I was going to write here. Maybe it will become a story one day.
Although I chose to do this because everyone else does, I didn't italicize it. It's not that I don't know the correct HTML to do that, but rather that the snippet is just a part of the journal, and I don't think I need to set it off. If you can't figure out that what I just wrote is a figment of my imagination, you're probably not old enough to be using the Internet.
Part 2
If you didn't know, some time ago, Eminem lost his lyrics notebook. He had to put out a plea for help in hope that someone, somewhere would find it and return it. This means he had to admit that his lyrics notebook has Britney Spears on the cover. So my idea: Britney hears about it and pays a little visit to Em.
"So," she says, leaning in his doorway, "you're not as antagonistic as you seem."
He's packing, or, more likely, unpacking, and she startles him. "What the fuck are you doing here?"
She shrugs and comes into the room. "I heard about your notebook and thought I'd come see how you're doing."
He huddles in on himself defensively. "I'm fine."
She picks a shirt up off a chair and tosses it on the floor, clearing herself a place to sit. She sits sideways, throwing her legs over one arm of the chair, showing herself off. "Sure you are. All your creative input lost, and you have to admit to the world that your lyrics notebook has my picture on the cover." She examines one nail. "That's got to be a blow to your image."
That's all I've got thus far, and that's more than I thought I was going to write here. Maybe it will become a story one day.
Although I chose to do this because everyone else does, I didn't italicize it. It's not that I don't know the correct HTML to do that, but rather that the snippet is just a part of the journal, and I don't think I need to set it off. If you can't figure out that what I just wrote is a figment of my imagination, you're probably not old enough to be using the Internet.
Part 2