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Okay, now I'm digging deep into some old-school fic. The idea for this was an AU where Dre runs a brothel. One of the customers is too rough with Em, and it eventually leads to the true love of Dre and Em.

The first two paragraphs. )
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ER. I watched the whole stupid episode with all of the sappiness about Mark trying to fix Rachel and what makes me cry? The first shot of the funeral with Benton standing just behind Carter.

Separated at birth? Vanessa Carlton and Michelle Branch.

People. I not-quite-impulse bought People magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People issue. Fun facts: According to Liv, Viggo had so many pictures of Henry on his mirror that there was no space for him to see his reflection. Nicole Kidman let Simon Baker stay at her house while his was being painted or remodeled or some such. No word on whether his wife and kids were there as well. They refer to Naomi Watts as Nicole's date for the premiere of The Others. Incidentally, I finally saw The Others, and was very disappointed. If you want to see a good Nicole movie, watch To Die For. If you want to see a good AmenĂ¡bar film, watch Tesis.

Entertainment Weekly. Thanks to Amy, I'm now seriously thinking about Jimmy Fallon/Tina Fey. This made me not-quite-impulse buy the issue of Entertainment Weekly with them on the cover. Inside, they're wearing some of the ugliest outfits I've ever seen. But they have some nice witty banter. Also, the Jimmy Fallon/Ian McKellan kiss was rehearsed, which means they got to do it twice. That bit made both Lorne Michaels and Rudy Giuliani laugh.

VH1. I think I've now seen all five episodes of 100 Greatest One Hit Wonders, although not in any particular order. Their number 1: "The Macarena" by Los del Rio. I'd never seen the video before. Very interesting collection of women they've got dancing. I now have Musical Youth's "Pass the Dutchie" in my head.

The X-Files. I caught part of "Eve" on TV last night. It was too creepy to watch at 11pm in a mostly empty dorm, and I had to switch to hour four of the aforementioned 100 Greatest One Hit Wonders. I was amazed at how creepy and dark that show used to be. I'd forgotten that it used to be good. Mulder didn't even annoy me, largely because instead of being all angsty he just seemed silly with his continual insistence that it might be aliens. Also, I have written on a piece of paper the following strange list: "Mulder kisses Scully. Scully kisses Skinner. Skinner brings Mulder flowers. Sk/Frohike." The last item makes me think that it may be notes from "Triangle." Does anyone remember if Skinner brings flowers at the end? Does anyone have any idea why I might have written this down?

Malcolm in the Middle. How sad is it that I found Frankie Muniz totally hot yesterday? His taking care of Dewey was too cute for words. Despite my earlier misgivings about the marriage, I find that I really like the relationship between Francis and his wife.

Alias. Jennifer Garner is hot, hot, hot with blue hair and red, red lips. I was nearly undone by Will hugging Jack.

Maeve Binchy. I was very surprised by Scarlet Feather. It's very different from most of her other books. Most notably, it takes place in a very definitely modern Dublin, full of such things as e-mail. The feel of it is also different, despite some of the stock Binchy plot devices. There's also a lesbian, although she's only talked about. All in all, I quite enjoyed it.

Eminem. His skit on Saturday Night Live was hilarious. Overall he seemed very subdued and rather determined to show himself in a good light. Something to notice if you see some of his early videos: He used to be much, much skinnier and younger looking. Theories: Being rich means he gets more to eat. Being rich and having leisure time means he can finally work out and make himself big enough and dangerous looking enough that no one will mess with him.

Crossing Jordan. Now that Di-Phi is done for the semester, I'm home on Monday nights, which means I get a chance to watch Crossing Jordan. I really like the show. It has some great characters and a brilliant use of music. I want to write a gen Crossing Jordan/Law & Order/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit crossover in which Munch and Lennie travel to Boston to investigate something or another and have to interact with Jordan. I think she'd like them, and they'd like her, except that Lennie would be freaked out by her resemblance to Claire.
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I'm hoping it's only the time change, but for some reason, I couldn't sleep last night. I finally did fall asleep, some time after 2:30, but then I woke up about half an hour early. I would just put it down to the night before the first day of classes oddness, but I couldn't sleep a couple of nights ago, so I'm a bit disturbed.

Part 1

Anyway, as I wasn't sleeping, Britney was in my head, as a possible continuation of the previous snippet, saying, in response to something Em might have said, "I don't fuck. I do everything but--touch, suck and I'll sure as hell let a guy eat me out--but I don't fuck."

Of course, then Em comes over and stands over her and trails a finger down her breast and says, "Will you suck me?"

"Only if you'll go down on me first."

Em shakes his head. "I've learned that lesson. You suck me off first." When she hesitates, he adds, "I'll touch you while you do."

That, of course, decides her.

And that, I think, is quite enough insight into my fantasy life for the moment.
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No ranting today. I had an idea for a fic, and I thought I might as well write it here since that's what everyone else does. While I would not jump off a cliff if everyone else did, I do have a LiveJournal because everyone else does, so it seems appropriate.

If you didn't know, some time ago, Eminem lost his lyrics notebook. He had to put out a plea for help in hope that someone, somewhere would find it and return it. This means he had to admit that his lyrics notebook has Britney Spears on the cover. So my idea: Britney hears about it and pays a little visit to Em.

"So," she says, leaning in his doorway, "you're not as antagonistic as you seem."

He's packing, or, more likely, unpacking, and she startles him. "What the fuck are you doing here?"

She shrugs and comes into the room. "I heard about your notebook and thought I'd come see how you're doing."

He huddles in on himself defensively. "I'm fine."

She picks a shirt up off a chair and tosses it on the floor, clearing herself a place to sit. She sits sideways, throwing her legs over one arm of the chair, showing herself off. "Sure you are. All your creative input lost, and you have to admit to the world that your lyrics notebook has my picture on the cover." She examines one nail. "That's got to be a blow to your image."

That's all I've got thus far, and that's more than I thought I was going to write here. Maybe it will become a story one day.

Although I chose to do this because everyone else does, I didn't italicize it. It's not that I don't know the correct HTML to do that, but rather that the snippet is just a part of the journal, and I don't think I need to set it off. If you can't figure out that what I just wrote is a figment of my imagination, you're probably not old enough to be using the Internet.

Part 2
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Title: Summer Madness
Author: Ruth Sadelle Alderson
Pairing: James Hetfield/Eminem
Rating: FRAO for m/m interaction.
Disclaimer: This came out of my really sick imagination. Which means I don't think it's true.
Summary: Smut written in chat for Armelle.
Author's Note: I don't like Eminem, but Melle encouraged me and then I started writing and in the end, I really enjoyed working on this and now I have an idea for a sequel.
Thanks and Dedication: To my cyber-wife Armelle for the idea, the encouragement, and the beta reading. I wrote it all for her. Think of it as a bride gift of sorts.


Summer Madness )

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